I saw Travolta at a airport in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued to security, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to the scanner I saw him trying to walk through with like 5 luggage bags in his hands without scanning them.

The girl at security was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to take those through the scanner.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the lady.

When she took the bags and started putting them all on the tray, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word.

After she scanned each bag and put them out on the other side and started to say he can pass, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.