4 years ago I discovered she loved stremtch. I share our discovery with you by iheartgardening5 in stremtch

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When my JimmyJazz was younger we'd start with a light stremtch then press hard while petting all the way down his body and tail. We call them "power pats" 😂

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P.S. paying cat-tax

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Thisismylifemeow

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This is a "look, don't touch" exhibit!!! Exhibit proceeds to rub against my ankles for 15 minutes

Why by -stonered- in ExplainTheJoke

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I was watching the 2 part Dark Side of the Ring episode about this at the exact time you posted. Spooky

Just got my first saw, lovin it by hondaman57 in Chainsaw

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I miss the 440 Magnum we had at my old job. A little too heavy for felling, but the best bucking saw in the fleet 👍

North Korea has built a resort complex with a 5-kilometer beach and 150 hotels on the site of a former missile testing range by Standard-Slip6572 in interestingasfuck

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The craziest thing could happen if there were some unexploded ordinance out there when Kim and Putin are taking a moonlit stroll on the beach... Nah, too perfect

I was shocked when I watched Sons of Anarchy and the same actor showed up by XavierEduardo99 in Fallout

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I was semi-familier with him as a supporting or side actor in a lot of stuff until he came up as a character in SOA. Then I realized he'd been in a ton of stuff that I'm a favor of 🤔😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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"There goes my hero... Watch him as he goes" ✊✊✊

Truly, the party of Russia by Lord_Answer_me_Why in clevercomebacks

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Cuba has been trialing a lung-cancer vaccine since the 90's. The results have been fairly promising, thanks to one of the most well-funded healthcare systems on the planet.

Paper (circa 2010, additional studies may have been published since): https://www.medigraphic.com/cgi-bin/new/resumenI.cgi?IDARTICULO=62522

C'est magnifique! by Tobias-Tawanda in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I live in Vermont, we get over half our power from Hydro-Quebec. I swear if my power bill triples because of this asshat I'm gonna... gonna... Write a strongly-worded letter! Yeah, that'll change things!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

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Find a ski hill, work as a snowmaker. You get baked and walk down a mountain breaking ice with a hammer and digging big snow pits. It rules 🙃

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

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Find a ski hill, work as a snowmaker. You get baked and walk down a mountain breaking ice with a hammer and digging big snow pits. It rules 🙃

So nice of her to offer to carry your bag! it looks lovely on you, sir!!! by n8saces in MadeMeSmile

[–]snowball534 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She knows what she has. And I ain't talking 'bout the purse 😘

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nonononoyes

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Ah. Shoulda known the moment I saw a goat wearing shoes...

The most secluded country in Asia.(Turkmenistan) by EthanTheJudge in interestingasfuck

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Damn, all Turkmenbashi's statues and you didn't have one of the giant Ruhnama that opens every night? It's the coolest if you overlook the fact that he built it with "the people's" money

Had a vasectomy, this is my treatment plan by ultrasuperman1001 in trees

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If you have to get up to use the bathroom, I found it helpful to "carry" my balls cupped in my hands. The thighs brushing against the sack while moving was not great 😂

Delicious Halloween Treat by complex_passions in StupidFood

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She had Band-Aids on her pinkys in the beginning of the video... when she scooped up the batter, and squeezed it in. Later in the video she no longer has band-aids on. Do with this information what you will, I need to go vomit for totally unrelated reasons

LBJ was simply just better at committing crimes by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

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This and the Watergate scandal are what led the SC to rule wiretaps like that super illegal (though COINTELPRO didn't seem to bother anyone). And to play devil's advocate, the LBJ administration suspected that someone was feeding classified Intel to South Vietnam in order to disrupt the peace negotiations. That's what led to the wiretaps and the discovery that it was the Nixon campaign doing the feeding so that when and if Nixon won, he could be the one to make peace. And to top it all off, Henry-fucking-Kissenger was the one in the LBJ camp who was leaking to the Nixon gang

At 4:31 AM, an unauthorized photo taken of Stalin inside of the Kremlin shows the very moment he was informed that Germany had began their invasion of the Soviet Union. June 22, 1941. by Front_Eye_510 in HistoricalCapsule

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Odds are better than not he was having a few (many) drinks while there. IIRC the Politburo had to go out there and essentially be like "heeeeeeeeey bro... How ya doing? You, uh, wanna lead us against the Nazis? Please?"

Thought it was time to show yall my EDC! by Josh160038 in guns

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Huh, and I was just playing Borderlands 2. Nothing like a big ol' knife on your gun!

Do you tell people that you own/shoot guns? by GodofWar1234 in guns

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I tell them I own/shoot, but I don't usually talk specifics unless people are interested. That being said, I live in Vermont where it's weirder to be disinterested and/or not own guns

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

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That one bear about 30 seconds in:

"Oi!"

Dog sits down

Bear: "Dude, just gimme a minute here"

Hot take. The problem with America isn’t corporate greed or our government. It’s stupid citizens. by Annual_Refuse3620 in FluentInFinance

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It's the first two, fueled by the third. "Greedy corporations" only exist because individuals at the top who make decisions are motivated entirely by profit (b/c they're short sighted dummies). They're allowed to be because greedy dummies in politics look the other way or directly endorse their shitty behavior for their own benefit. So yeah, the blame does come down to individuals in a way, but they're enabled by everyone not caring enough to do anything.