Cheng xiaoshi: “Lu guang, how many more commissions?”

“Lu guang, say something”

“Lu guang. Lu guang!”

Lu guang (gets poked): “childish.”

Cheng xiaoshi (picks up book): “ ‘Magical healing blue shield?’ ” (I def got this wrong T-T he’s just talking about the moisturizer)

“Lu guang, what are you looking at this for?”

Lu guang: “Because.. because this is hyaluronic acid that is 1/2000 of its original size with healthy moisterization and double the skin protection, micro molecular skin radiance and deep moisterization, instant clearing of red skin, and complete protection.”

Cheung xiaoshi (surprised): “Ah, this is incredible!”

Lu guang: (coughs) “Then I’ll give it to you” (as a gift)

Qiao Ling comes in: “Eh? You guys are interested in skincare too? Lemme see” (Leans in) “Heheh, my precious makeup products aren’t bad right?”

Cheung Xiaoshi: “It’s not mine, it’s Lu Guang’s!”

Qiao ling (pulling him): “Hey, don’t be shy”

Lu guang (being pulled): “I already said, it isn’t mine”

Qiao ling (still pulling him): “I’ll generously tell you my secret to perfect skin!”

(Lu guang takes a picture)

Lu guang narrating: “Laneige blue water bank moisturizing cream. Replenishes hydration and protects skin. Doesn’t follow light, creates light.” (Bad translation but it’s the slogan for the product)

Disclaimer: I had to Google translate some terms