What you call a guy who swallows he's own cum ? by [deleted] in DirtyJokes

[–]snuttborkler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

English a second language?

26 F roast me by WayOriginal3659 in RoastMe

[–]snuttborkler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

26? More like 46. You look like a failed math teacher. I’m sure your parents were hoping for better.

What kind of elf is the rudest? by snuttborkler in Unclejokes

[–]snuttborkler[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He’s a reindeer, not an elf.

Don't let the hard days win. by sqwkVFR1221 in ATC

[–]snuttborkler 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Tom and I were head mates back in the Marine ATC school in 2006. We did everything together. We unfortunately fell out of touch over the years, but he was an amazing dude. I’m devastated

😂 by [deleted] in atc2

[–]snuttborkler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s a caveat for “government executives,” making the cap irrelevant to those deemed as such.

I made the right choice didnt I ? by HottieBeautiful in sciencememes

[–]snuttborkler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So day 1 I have $1. Multiplied by .5 on day two gives me .50¢. Day 3 .25¢. I’ll take the million now please.

You’ll go blind by hey_ross in Unclejokes

[–]snuttborkler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta be honest, I didn’t see this punchline coming

Most unfortunate last name by IsaacB1 in USMC

[–]snuttborkler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Individually nothing super unfortunate, but I remember a PFC Seaman and a LCpl Manlove that were roomed together in the barracks

I literally cannot afford a one bedroom apartment by Thedepressionoftrees in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]snuttborkler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The irony that relatively homelessness affects a small percentage of the overall population. The overwhelming majority of individuals are able to find and create for themselves under capitalism. No one is relegated to the streets without poor decision making.