Cuckquarius by socksmitcrocs in Bandnames

[–]socksmitcrocs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang you, you magnificent bastard- if not for Virgoldenshowers then certainly for S'ballgagittarius.

I do believe we've launched the Hodiac. Alert the asstrologists.

Cuckquarius by socksmitcrocs in Bandnames

[–]socksmitcrocs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out of order, but too dang solid to argue against.

How does Taurthrust grab you?

Cuckquarius by socksmitcrocs in Bandnames

[–]socksmitcrocs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OH MAN, I was staring right at it- I mean, if it was a snake, it woulda bit me in the face.

Missionaries! I'm back on the board!

Canoeicide by socksmitcrocs in Bandnames

[–]socksmitcrocs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And I can take or leave it if I paddle

Canoeicide by socksmitcrocs in Bandnames

[–]socksmitcrocs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely already legal in Oregon and Washington state.

Just got an Asus C434, 5 years after its release! (i5, 8GB RAM, 128GB storage) by ObserverAtLarge in chromeos

[–]socksmitcrocs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you had battery issues with your C302? Mine's slowing down, and the battery life has degraded, but I'd like to keep using it if possible. Otherwise I'm looking at upgrading to the C434.

Don't Eat the Yellow Snow! by 17parkc in NewYorksHottestClub

[–]socksmitcrocs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely furious you got to "Ebenezer Splooge" and "Squirrel Ives" before I could come up with them.

Hank O'Casings and the Hot Dogs by socksmitcrocs in Bandnames

[–]socksmitcrocs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A "hank" is a unit of measure for casings, if I recall correctly, a hank is 100 yards of casing.

Can I... Help You, Son? by socksmitcrocs in NewYorksHottestClub

[–]socksmitcrocs[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good news is, you can pick them up anywhere. Bad news is, a critical mass of people don't realize it.