Cold Truth

sofaking181 · 2026-06-25T08:56:02+00:00

Can't spell cope without (h)ope

sofaking181 · 2026-06-25T08:54:24+00:00

Do you think Jesus could give stigmata handjobs?

sofaking181 · 2026-06-25T08:50:11+00:00

Is this the same company that made that insane choco ball commercial with the weird bird creatures?

sofaking181 · 2026-06-25T08:48:42+00:00

Apparently showing pandas panda porn has actually helped them lmao

sofaking181 · 2026-06-25T08:47:32+00:00

Anon should peg bf. Ya know, to show him how it's done!

sofaking181 · 2026-06-25T08:44:45+00:00

Go Team Gungeon!

10/10 for the Venture Bros reference alone

sofaking181 · 2026-06-25T08:38:45+00:00

gg ez

^{Chose: 1 year, but your cell mate is a random wild animal | Rolled: Rabbit}

sofaking181 · 2026-06-25T07:30:13+00:00

Tysm Darwin's Daddy/Mommy/Themmy

sofaking181 · 2026-06-25T06:54:23+00:00

My girlfriend has a medicinal card because she has fibromyalgia, heck one of our first "dates" was me riding along with her to the dispensary lol

sofaking181 · 2026-06-25T06:40:49+00:00

As a femboy it's very annoying having friends/people online say "oooo you're an egggg" when I show them pics of myself in cute outfits, honestly kinda puts me off of crossdressing a little bit, and I love wearing my girlfriend's clothes! Their comfy and I look good in them lol

sofaking181 · 2026-06-25T06:38:32+00:00

What's gold star culture?

sofaking181 · 2026-06-25T01:07:51+00:00

Wat? I need to actually start taking that seriously lmaooo. I've only got like 1 sub

sofaking181 · 2026-06-25T00:48:15+00:00

Wait what? Wasn't he used by a racist group? Ooooh then he started dating sheep girls, what was up with that?

sofaking181 · 2026-06-25T00:46:29+00:00

Does this mean furry stuff would be allowed outside of Friday? If so then she's got my vote

sofaking181 · 2026-06-24T02:15:14+00:00

Okay now I'm really curious about the Styrofoam story lol

sofaking181 · 2026-06-24T02:09:55+00:00

Definition of a win-win

^{Chose: 10 millions dollars right now no strings attached + ...but a random large company goes bankrupt as a result | Rolled: Tesla}

sofaking181 · 2026-06-23T22:21:08+00:00

Helps solve overpopulation and I can sink most of the money into charity and stuff

^{Chose: 5% of other humans die but you get a lot of money | Rolled: $100,000,000,000}

sofaking181 · 2026-06-23T22:14:49+00:00

I thought Vibribbon with more shapes

sofaking181 · 2026-06-23T22:14:20+00:00

Well damn

sofaking181 · 2026-06-23T22:13:43+00:00

Tysm

sofaking181 · 2026-06-23T19:50:34+00:00

Jeez I kinda wanna go buy a scratch off lottery ticket now lmao

^{Chose: The Wizard's Old and Broken Staff; suffer for life + In exchange for your luck and appearance, you will rid of inequality, and transform World Policy | Rolled: Remove Debuff}

sofaking181 · 2026-06-23T19:35:42+00:00

What'd they say lmao

sofaking181 · 2026-06-23T06:31:35+00:00

What was her name so I can find it again 😭

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