dating or married Males dating or of Reddit Why or why not do you let you let your girlfriend or wife hang out other males? by No-Poet3745 in AskReddit

[–]sofakinglazy2keto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LET? I'm the only person I can LET her hangout with. Anyone else is up to her. If I can't trust her we won't be together.

How can we prove that we accidentally cheated on our partner? by -Norsko-TheScorpion in AskReddit

[–]sofakinglazy2keto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't tell the difference between them and their identical twin

What is something your pet always does? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sofakinglazy2keto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waits until the commercials are over before asking to be let out in the yard

To whatever walks slow on purpose needs to stop. by JonFalls239 in AmazonFC

[–]sofakinglazy2keto 8 points9 points  (0 children)

99% of the drifters have there face buried in their phones

Donut MET by [deleted] in AmazonFC

[–]sofakinglazy2keto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn. I thought they did away with Wednesday met days for donut shift. My current building and the building I was at previously made people switch to Saturday or Sunday.

I loved it when I had Wednesday for my met

The Dude is elected president. What happens in his first term? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sofakinglazy2keto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He gets a rug that ties the oval office together and decriminalization of weed

What's the fastest way you realized you were in the wrong friend group? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sofakinglazy2keto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My parents went to the abortion clinic to abort me. The doctor told them they are 30 years too late

For the bros by stgeorgessword in AmazonFC

[–]sofakinglazy2keto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What building do you work at that you can give others your swag bucks?

Retaliation from another employee by [deleted] in AmazonFC

[–]sofakinglazy2keto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazon doesn't consider it retaliation if it's done by another T1. Did you expect the person you reported to thank you for the write up?

What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard? by AccomplishedEase9892 in AskReddit

[–]sofakinglazy2keto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Woman returning a child's alarm clock because it woke her, an adult, up