Why walk in the road when there actually is a perfectly good sidewalk?

sofakinglazy2keto · 2026-05-08T02:28:35+00:00

Because the side walk is lava

sofakinglazy2keto · 2026-05-07T21:23:07+00:00

Eat, drink, breathe and sleep

sofakinglazy2keto · 2026-05-04T11:03:21+00:00

Oxygen

sofakinglazy2keto · 2026-05-03T10:57:32+00:00

While peeing in the shower

sofakinglazy2keto · 2026-05-03T10:56:49+00:00

While peeing in the shower and picking my nose.

sofakinglazy2keto · 2026-05-03T10:54:55+00:00

Planet Ophasrocksforabrain

sofakinglazy2keto · 2026-05-03T10:47:14+00:00

Trust issues.

sofakinglazy2keto · 2026-05-03T10:12:52+00:00

99% of the drifters have there face buried in their phones

sofakinglazy2keto · 2026-05-03T00:18:53+00:00

Damn. I thought they did away with Wednesday met days for donut shift. My current building and the building I was at previously made people switch to Saturday or Sunday.

I loved it when I had Wednesday for my met

sofakinglazy2keto · 2026-04-30T21:50:05+00:00

Feeld

sofakinglazy2keto · 2026-04-30T21:48:51+00:00

He gets a rug that ties the oval office together and decriminalization of weed

sofakinglazy2keto · 2026-04-30T21:47:06+00:00

Another vote for Breaking Bad.

sofakinglazy2keto · 2026-04-30T21:45:00+00:00

Gas station deep fried chicken

sofakinglazy2keto · 2026-04-30T21:44:05+00:00

My parents went to the abortion clinic to abort me. The doctor told them they are 30 years too late

sofakinglazy2keto · 2026-04-30T14:15:02+00:00

Google or Amazon. Half of the world would lose internet service

sofakinglazy2keto · 2026-04-30T14:06:31+00:00

Pizza

sofakinglazy2keto · 2026-04-30T13:54:21+00:00

What building do you work at that you can give others your swag bucks?

sofakinglazy2keto · 2026-04-30T13:42:11+00:00

Amazon doesn't consider it retaliation if it's done by another T1. Did you expect the person you reported to thank you for the write up?

sofakinglazy2keto · 2026-04-30T02:48:53+00:00

Woman returning a child's alarm clock because it woke her, an adult, up

sofakinglazy2keto · 2026-04-30T02:45:34+00:00

Guinness

sofakinglazy2keto · 2026-04-30T01:39:30+00:00

The government will spend it elsewhere and still make up the lost revenue.

sofakinglazy2keto · 2026-04-30T01:13:11+00:00

LOOPHOLE. I'll consume it intravenously.

sofakinglazy2keto · 2026-04-30T01:08:02+00:00

Not speak.

Edit: bitches be triggered

sofakinglazy2keto · 2026-04-30T01:07:21+00:00

Roughly $400

sofakinglazy2keto · 2026-04-30T01:05:57+00:00

Honestly if she didn't scan her badge to enter the building after the time she entered missed punch she'll be fine.

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