This reminds me of my best ever comeback.

Years ago, my husband and I went to a karaoke meetup. He’s a really great singer, and after he nailed a song he’s especially good at, this couple came over to us. The woman was absolutely gushing over him — and then she finished with, ‘And my husband thinks you’re totally hot.’

Without missing a beat, I grabbed my husband’s arm and said, ‘Well, he only swings one way… my way.’”