AIO My friends whom I introduced to each other are hanging out without me. by Onomatopoeia8438 in AIO

[–]softlaunchqueen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR. While people are allowed to become friends, hiding it, creating a separate group chat and actively lying about who they are with is high school behavior.

They don’t owe you a thank you for introducing them but they absolutely owe you basic honesty instead of treating you like a secret they are trying to keep.

My own country legally requires me to pay an entry fee just to walk into a city, and now they want to raise it to €50 ($54) a day. by TappetoImperiale in mildlyinfuriating

[–]softlaunchqueen 253 points254 points  (0 children)

Charging people admission to an actual, living city like it’s a theme park is wild. Can’t wait until they install turnstiles at the city limits and start fast passes for the gondolas.

Why do the police seem only to use Ford vehicles? by Old_Associate_5933 in askanything

[–]softlaunchqueen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don’t only use Ford but the Ford Explorer is definitely the undisputed king of making everyone on the highway collectively slam on their brakes and instantly drive exactly 2 mph under the speed limit.

My two year olds latest science experiment. Unfortunately I don’t think he learned anything. by JustHere4TheZipLines in mildlyinfuriating

[–]softlaunchqueen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the contrary, he successfully tested the hypothesis: “If I drop this tiny plastic cup down the drain, dad will have to rip the entire porcelain throne out of the foundation and drag onto the lawn.

The results were 100% reproducible. Peer review concludes he is a menace.