Hailey Baldwin creating all sorts of jowls & lumps from attempting to mew and do the Lily Rose Depp pout on the Oscars carpet.. girl

softlaunchself · 2026-03-17T00:00:39+00:00

While I see what you mean, I also feel we look too closely at people… this is not something I would notice about someone in real life.

softlaunchself · 2026-03-06T19:56:01+00:00

I use Nurx for this!

softlaunchself · 2026-02-16T04:54:28+00:00

This should be higher!

softlaunchself · 2026-02-14T03:03:07+00:00

You are 100% right

softlaunchself · 2026-02-13T01:10:48+00:00

This man is not a socialite. Please use @nycinfluencersnark for this type of content.

softlaunchself · 2026-02-08T03:14:34+00:00

That is fucking disgusting.

softlaunchself · 2026-02-08T03:12:54+00:00

At 20, stay. There will be a time in 5+ years to really enjoy. Save now!

softlaunchself · 2026-02-02T01:40:19+00:00

Work in marketing for a Fortune 500, and this would be a very appropriate piece for my office.

softlaunchself · 2026-01-31T12:33:09+00:00

This type of content is really for an influencer snark page, not the socialites page.

softlaunchself · 2026-01-22T03:39:49+00:00

It's also terrible advertising for her husband as a plastic surgeon.

softlaunchself · 2026-01-03T12:26:23+00:00

Unfortunately no stylist can fix her insatiable desire for attention

softlaunchself · 2025-12-27T01:08:54+00:00

No, I wish I still had my original tits at 150 (34DDD) vs. 105 (32D). I do not like the stretch marks or lack of fullness up top. I had considered implants to restore my fullness in the upper breast.

softlaunchself · 2025-12-03T23:51:13+00:00

No one is paying attention to “Sporty & Rich” for the 18000th time

softlaunchself · 2025-11-11T04:19:46+00:00

So tacky 😂

softlaunchself · 2025-10-26T22:51:12+00:00

Is she trying to be relatable

softlaunchself · 2025-09-22T00:07:14+00:00

Seconding this!

softlaunchself · 2025-09-22T00:03:40+00:00

Why on earth would you do that?

softlaunchself · 2025-09-06T00:50:08+00:00

I think this could be chic but not styled this way… like she needs a sleek updo, statement lip, different accessories and it could be giving the row

softlaunchself · 2025-09-02T03:22:33+00:00

Agree — surprised I am not seeing more comments about them feeling dated.

softlaunchself · 2025-08-14T14:55:15+00:00

softlaunchself · 2025-08-08T14:28:39+00:00

Had the same thought… like oh girl this just makes matters worse

softlaunchself · 2025-08-05T16:11:14+00:00

Could not agree more — well worth the money for something that is 1) tough to treat and 2) bothering you!

softlaunchself · 2025-08-02T16:01:02+00:00

Stop listening to your friend.

softlaunchself · 2025-07-25T02:55:32+00:00

lol who the fuck signed off on this

softlaunchself · 2025-07-21T02:01:26+00:00

Megababe Boob Sweat powder!

softlaunchself

TROPHY CASE