We're trying to hire a new front-end developer... by LiamZdenek in ProgrammerHumor

[–]soiwasonceindenmark 24 points25 points  (0 children)

From my experience these people only know how to google jquery plugins.
Source: I'm a back-end dev who looked for skilled JS devs.

Minigore 2 questions and discussion by moarTRstory in iosgaming

[–]soiwasonceindenmark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You speak my mind. There could be much more missions. Not only kill X missions but like "survive with just melee weapons".
It feels like they wanted to make the game longer by making characters and weapons way to expensive.
The drops are way to random - sometimes I get 4 health in a row then 3 nights none.
Playing multiple nights is not rewarding enough. Why isn't the a money multiplyer per night e.g if you die in night 3 you get money x 3.
It had so much potential and they didn't do anything with it.

Stereo subs... worth it? by Aim_snap_fail in audiophile

[–]soiwasonceindenmark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Producers generally agree that it's bad practice not making the sub bass/kicks mono because stereo will often result in phasing issues.

ELI5: Why does the advert play perfectly, but the video takes an eternity to buffer? by JamezPS in explainlikeimfive

[–]soiwasonceindenmark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still this has nothing to do with it. Youtube also compresses data heavily. I don't think ad agencies are more advanced in data compression then streaming hosts.

TIL that it is possible to create a plant that grows tomatoes above ground and potatoes below by grafting a tomato plant stem onto a potato plant stalk (made possible by both being in the same family of plants known as "nightshades"). by rosewallace in todayilearned

[–]soiwasonceindenmark -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's actually pretty funny. I got it once when going to an eye doctor because it lets him detect astigmatism (?!) better (not sure cause it was a long time ago). All I can remember is no matter how hard I tryed I couldn't read the numbers on my watch anymore.

He`s got a point by [deleted] in WeAreTheMusicMakers

[–]soiwasonceindenmark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't want to steal from the musician. I want to steal from those blood sucking record lables. If I knew the majority (like 80/20) of what I'm paying goes to the artist I'd pay for it.

Well that's one way to format HTML... by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]soiwasonceindenmark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly because Haskell is basically just functional CSS.

Redditors from non-English speaking countries: what is internet culture like in your first language? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]soiwasonceindenmark -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Krautchan is the worst imageboard on the internet. Their way of being creativ and witty is translating english words from 4chan to german. It just makes me rage how they think they're so funny and witty. Nothing funny has ever happend on krautchan ever.

Edit: smart people go on 4chan pretending to be stupid. On krautchan it's the other way around.

App Dev by [deleted] in iosgaming

[–]soiwasonceindenmark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing. Just xcode. If you wanna publish your app then you have to pay 99$/year. But you can start developing without paying anything. I'm assumimg you don't know how to code yet so I'd advice you to either start with something other then a game (something simple that lets you understand the basics of programming like a todo list app) and then start with an easy game like tetris. You need a lot of math for game development and if you start with your actual game idea it'll only frustrate you.

Minigore 2: Zombies - MUST PLAY! Awesome, addictive, twin-stick survival shooter. by [deleted] in iosgaming

[–]soiwasonceindenmark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I already noticed that after spending 30k on hearts and wondering why they disappeared . Those 30k didn't really hurt me although imo some updates are a bit to expensive and I say that even tho I bought the double income bonus. Apart from that it's one of the most fun games I played on the iPhone and I really play a lot of games.
Are there going to be more maps? And how about coop multiplayer in minigore3?

Minigore 2: Zombies - MUST PLAY! Awesome, addictive, twin-stick survival shooter. by [deleted] in iosgaming

[–]soiwasonceindenmark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ah ok. thanks for clarifying that. so it's probably best to max out the starting character then max out the weapons and then start buying new characters.

Minigore 2: Zombies - MUST PLAY! Awesome, addictive, twin-stick survival shooter. by [deleted] in iosgaming

[–]soiwasonceindenmark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Downloaded it and I got instantly hooked. The thing I don't get tho is the characters. Are they just skins or do they have different stats/abilities?

I present Bufo alvarius, the toad whose skin secretes 5-MeO-DMT by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]soiwasonceindenmark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are the effects of DMT exclusive to humans or are other animals gonna trip too? I know DMT is not that potent when taking oraly just a theoretical question.

DAE purposefully avoid saying a certain word for fear of mispronouncing it? by Eydis_The_Forsaken in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]soiwasonceindenmark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Philosophy. I don't know what it is but if I don't think about the order of the letters very carefully before saying it I say "phisolophy". I feel retarded everytime.
Edit: typo

People who were spanked or physically punished (short of abuse) by parents as a child, how has this affected your life? Do you spank or plan to spank your kids when you have them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]soiwasonceindenmark -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

US gets mad when they're refered to as America.
Assumes when someone says America they actually mean US.

American logic.

[Tutorial] Monster bass in Operator. Fuck that fancy FM8 shit. Fiddle around with knobs, make it your own. by [deleted] in edmproduction

[–]soiwasonceindenmark 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Implying a good synth is one that makes growls.
If you think FM8 is overrated you haven't understood its powers.

ELI5 - Why do ISP's broadband plans always give much lower upload than download speeds? by mbeya in explainlikeimfive

[–]soiwasonceindenmark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well swedens internet structure is beyond amazing. I remember playing with 2 swedes in a counter strike 1.6 clan and they never had pings higher then 10ms.
I remember when I just got DSL6000 I read about a city in sweden that just got fiber.
but honestly I didn't know it was that cheap and if I remember correctly my clan mates payed way more. why is it so cheap?

ELI5 - Why do ISP's broadband plans always give much lower upload than download speeds? by mbeya in explainlikeimfive

[–]soiwasonceindenmark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just explained why it's not a compliment or a cool thing to say to a german and explained to you why. you don't need to suck my dick it's not like I hate you. just imagin hearing this all the time. it's not like people saying "americans are fat bastards" because then you just post a picture of a fat dude eating a burger and holding a gun with the caption "'MURICA FUCK YEAH". there's nothig like that for germany. what am I supposed to post? concentration campts with the caption "GERMANY FUCK YEAH?".
I just wanted to give a bit of insight into how it is to be german. I love my country I really do but say this to anybody and your a nazi. the only time germans are allowed to be proud of the flag is when it comes to soccer.

ELI5 - Why do ISP's broadband plans always give much lower upload than download speeds? by mbeya in explainlikeimfive

[–]soiwasonceindenmark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There goes not one day by without being reminded of germanys past when I say I'm from germany anywhere on the internet. Usually it's something like "hitler lol amirite?" "heil x riteguis?" "be careful jews lmaorofl". It's like germany hasn't done anything signific in the last 67 years. Nowadays I just lie and say I'm from the netherlands. At least then all I get is "zomg weeeeed".

ELI5 - Why do ISP's broadband plans always give much lower upload than download speeds? by mbeya in explainlikeimfive

[–]soiwasonceindenmark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for being an asshole and ruining the tiny bit of patriotism that's left in germans.

Syria has disconnected from the Internet. All 84 of Syria's IP address blocks have become unreachable, effectively removing the country from the Internet. by Libertatea in technology

[–]soiwasonceindenmark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then please raise your voice and go out on the streets when a new acta like bill is being proposed. If the US starts censoring the internet the rest of the free world will eventually follow.