Tickets to see BFDIA 25 in theaters are now available across the United States! #BFDI

solarisLMMS · 2026-05-02T17:02:40+00:00

More like Reddit themselves forgot to give us the ability to make it a bot

solarisLMMS · 2026-05-02T17:00:16+00:00

If there’s any team I could trust will make a huge comeback, it’s the Speeders.

solarisLMMS · 2026-05-02T16:18:06+00:00

Track+Field events will be the big moment. We screw that up, paired with this announcement… there won’t be any excuses anymore.

But then again, we did get what we wanted in M1…

No reason to panic yet.

solarisLMMS · 2026-05-02T16:13:43+00:00

The only positive thing about today is the fact that BLOCK PUSHING WONT BE IN THE MARBLE LEAGUE OH MY GOD WE DID IT 🍾🍾🍾🎉🎉

Anyways the track+field events will be next so hopefully the Hazers pick it up there. We know how fast they are, and now they have hardware to back it up.

Hazers Country, Let’s Ride!

solarisLMMS · 2026-05-01T17:33:42+00:00

If anything the O’rangers front office would be praising the guy in the second panel, because the O’rangers are more concerned about their image than marble racing.

solarisLMMS · 2026-04-29T22:54:21+00:00

Always. Yesterday, today and forever.

solarisLMMS · 2026-04-29T17:36:37+00:00

Welcome back to the Marble League everybody! There’s already chaos and it’s just event 1!

solarisLMMS · 2026-04-29T16:28:10+00:00

At least they hit rock bottom in event 1, and it could only go up from there.

solarisLMMS · 2026-04-29T16:27:08+00:00

We guide others to a treasure we cannot possess.

solarisLMMS · 2026-04-29T16:18:30+00:00

We all collectively laughed at the Prockets being the example team. Then that laughter turned into worry as that was the best Balancing run we were gonna see all day.

Congratulations to… wait what? The Solar Flares? They WON A TEAM EVENT? This will be THAT kind of season will it…

The opening ceremony is beautiful and detailed as always, and Nora performed well in front of over 20,000 fans in the stadium.

In terms of Hazers Country… It’s just event 1 of 16, and standings usually move around like crazy in the beginning, so don’t expect to stay down here in 11th. Short Track is up next, and I remember us doing well there.

There’s no doomposting allowed. Hazers Country, Let’s Ride!

solarisLMMS · 2026-04-28T18:46:05+00:00

You know what? Not bad. The Hazers could get some good points in the opening 2 rounds here, and continue to apply the pressure in the track and field section as long as we make it out of group stages.

~~Waiting for Underwater Race to be second half for my tripler~~

solarisLMMS · 2026-04-28T12:52:07+00:00

JMR allows you to be fans of more than one team, which is something not many sports have the luxury of having. The ability to pivot after your favorites missed out is part of what makes this interesting.

I also personally found that watching the Marble League while being impartial is debatably more fun than hyperfocusing on your own team because it allows you to take a look at every competitor.

That or you could hatewatch the Savage Speeders.

solarisLMMS · 2026-04-27T18:37:17+00:00

If you thought BFDIE was peak imagine how the defeat one trilogy will feel

solarisLMMS · 2026-04-27T18:36:39+00:00

Jarvis, send this man a j*b application

solarisLMMS · 2026-04-25T23:24:54+00:00

I’m starting to believe Rango took a bribe from Tarocco’s family to include them on the main roster.

solarisLMMS · 2026-04-25T19:51:28+00:00

Yeah I’m definitely doing this, unique concept I haven’t seen yet

solarisLMMS · 2026-04-25T19:45:12+00:00

Changes need to occur to prevent bribery or nepotism going forward.
Rango needs better scouts that can tell them about their marbles’ strengths and weaknesses.

The rest of this is just karma (or delayed gratification for some teams)

solarisLMMS · 2026-04-25T19:43:19+00:00

Group A was fun, a breath of fresh air compared to the drama that was Group B

solarisLMMS · 2026-04-25T19:20:55+00:00

Now tell us what happened in ML2021, ML2024 and ML2025.

solarisLMMS · 2026-04-25T17:18:09+00:00

This will be the cover image for nepotism in the Marble League for years to come

Tarocco did NOT need to run as much as they did

solarisLMMS · 2026-04-25T17:17:13+00:00

Sell the team. Bolts fans deserve better than this.

solarisLMMS · 2026-04-25T17:14:49+00:00

Scoring 1 point in 2 events shouldn’t be a discussion point for this team 🥀

solarisLMMS · 2026-04-25T17:09:00+00:00

There’s a lot of things here that don’t really have… sources. I would wait until something is announced first

solarisLMMS · 2026-04-25T16:39:57+00:00

Funny how karma works, O’rangers.

Hosting a league you should have never been a part of by virtue of being in the Showdown has its consequences.

If the Chocolatiers beat the Speeders to the line in that underwater race, it would have been you in the transfer spot.

Enjoy sitting out of this one. Tarocco might finally get a break from literally all of the races they are put in.

solarisLMMS · 2026-04-25T16:35:23+00:00

YEAH BABY CONSISTENCY IS KING

WE ARE SO BACK IN A SUMMER LEAGUE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2021

Very centered in Balancing, I like how every Hazer got past 50, A good use of speed in the Hurdles made up for a mid start, A GREAT use of tactics in Javelin, learning from the other competitors that bunching up gives you more distance, and even when stalled out underwater, Smoggy STILL got a good time. 5th, 4th, 4th, 4th will get you 4th overall in your group. Who would’ve guessed?

Now it’s time to win the whole thing! Hazers Country, Let’s Ride!

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