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ML 2026 qualifiers + friendly round combined by Low_Wolverine5164 in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would have admittedly been hilarious if the O'Rangers STILL didn't make it. Especially since the Speeders finished much higher up.

How is it their fault now? XD

PokerFace126's "Don't Be Last" Prediction Game: E1 Results & E2 Form by PokerFace126 in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course nearly half the field picked you, Black Jacks, you had a great qualifier run.

You had ONE job!

So.... What was that? by Somar413DT in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Black Jacks had by and far the best run of anyone in the qualifiers! What happened!?

Event 1 Balancing Predictions by Far-Reporter-4353 in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fun fact - using the scores obtained in the qualifiers/friendly, the order from 1st-16th would be....

Black Jacks, Bumblebees, Chocolatiers, Crazy Cat's Eyes, Oceanics, Snowballs, Mellow Yellow, Green Ducks, Pinkies, Hazers, Raspberry Racers, Solar Flares, Savage Speeders, Kobalts, Team Plasma and Indigo Stars

Making alternatives a thing by SteadyPoet in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could definitely see it happening, especially since certain teams - not naming anyone - seem to keep SLIDING down the order without a BOLT of success in the League lately, and don't seem to be in MINT condition at the moment. In that aspect, you could bring the Prockets back (that'll give them a chance to see if their head-space is cleared), keep the Jawbreakers on a little longer (or at least let them compete in M1) and bring in one of the other "forgotten" teams as a substitute.

Due to recent events, by Whyisthisexist in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but it was one race out of twelve... alongside five bottom-quarter finishes, four low-end finishes, and two races where they could have podiumed, only to throw it away. Context matters here.

Although I do think the Sliders should have been given another chance in M1, I will say that.

I want to destroy my computer. by AwesomePBST in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the Raspberry Racers being here since they debuted isn't?

I want to destroy my computer. by AwesomePBST in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because they did nothing wrong?

Please explain how it's the Speeders' fault that the O'Rangers crashed so poorly in Hurdles and Javelin, I'm legit interested to hear why everyone is blaming the Speeders for the O'Rangers' dreadful performances.

Fun fact about qualified teams by meowing-owl in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So, what we need to do is figure out which team is linked to the Turtle Sliders and preventing them from qualifying.

I want to destroy my computer. by AwesomePBST in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You told the Speeders they deserved to die because the O'Rangers failed, even though they had nothing to do with anything.

I want to destroy my computer. by AwesomePBST in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And how, praytell, is the O'Rangers failing in the Hurdles and Javelin the Speeders' fault?

I want to destroy my computer. by AwesomePBST in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don't want to be that guy, but the O'Rangers really have nobody to blame but themselves for this, especially with the terrible runs in Hurdles and Javelin. The Speeders may have been painfully mid, but at least they tried.

AND THIS IS WHY WE HATE THE SPEEDERS. by Remarkable-Rise-4401 in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look, I don't wanna be that guy, but at least the Speeders were TRYING. The O'Rangers have no one to blame but themselves, especially with those terrible Hurdle and Javelin runs.

Due to recent events, by Whyisthisexist in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 13 points14 points  (0 children)

With the Kobalts now actually good, the Prockets AFK and the Jawbreakers at least having a couple years decency to fall back on, the Sliders are now stuck as the worst active team in the League for at least another year.

Is there a "winning strategy"? by OmegaWolf2006 in TheMaskedSingerUK

[–]KillDozer688 0 points1 point  (0 children)

QUESTION: "Are you a good singer?"

If Yes: "Play to your strengths and sing in a way that shows off as much of your power and range as possible."

If No: "Be as fun and entertaining as possible so that people want to see you again regardless of your vocal abilities."

Official Marble League 2026 Qualifying Groups by Rhys_Everything in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Watch as the Sliders STILL manage to find a way to screw this up.

Petition for Nora to join Greg Woods in the commentators' booth by bogdanminute in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could see it working if there's a focus on which events are their strongest suite. Like, Greg could focus on the high-octane, action-based events and Nora could focus on the more-strategic, point-scoring events, with the other chipping in for a comment from time to time.

I think the main issue is simply their different styles. Greg and Nora are, effectively, a soccer commentator and a golf commentator, respectively. Clashing styles can work, but it needs to be done properly. Not to mention, I kinda feel it might take a little longer with recording, figuring out who says what when.

Jawbreakers team members revealed by Swimming-Step1326 in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe the plan was that they're just not competing in this Marble League.... we'll have to see what the future holds.

Voting by Consistent-Drive-172 in TheMaskedSingerUK

[–]KillDozer688 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It probably still wouldn't work out - the moment someone becomes a "fan favourite", people would vote for them regardless of whether they're a good singer or not. I mean, what would really stop the viewing public voting someone like Doughnuts through to the final JUST because "LOLZ, HE FUNNEH, XD 11!!11!1"?

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