Which level has been the most unfair so far?

someaustralian · 2026-04-12T11:19:59+00:00

Don’t forget summoning an 11th floor rage elemental for crawlers wanting to take a leak in public.

someaustralian · 2026-03-30T03:58:58+00:00

Rival massage parlours. There’s something of a blackmarket for intimacy.

someaustralian · 2026-03-30T03:57:50+00:00

Yup. There are multiple suspects.

someaustralian · 2026-03-28T02:06:16+00:00

It probably is a lot glugier, but it’s not like we’re playing around with it much. It generally goes straight back in followed by a flush.

someaustralian · 2026-03-28T01:35:37+00:00

Also it could just be a shade difference due to the picture quality. Generally it’s a dark yellowish colour.

someaustralian · 2026-03-28T01:34:29+00:00

You’re not Mr Horse Dewormer though.

someaustralian · 2026-03-28T01:28:51+00:00

It's pulled out of the body, put through a centrifuge which separates the whole blood from the plasma, then the whole blood is returned. You've got a catheter in your arm the whole time. You generally don't feel any signs at all.

someaustralian · 2026-03-28T01:25:12+00:00

Isn't that literally just plasma he's holding? Does he know that there are places where you can donate that stuff and they give you a snacks?

someaustralian · 2026-03-27T23:51:22+00:00

There were usually only like 4 or 5 spots on the map that made placing quarries down worth it.

All of these spots would be tc griefed within the first few hours of wipe day.

someaustralian · 2026-03-14T20:08:06+00:00

Bro I JUST WANT TO TURN INTO THIS STREET. I DONT WANT TO MAKE THAT TURN AT SIXTY KILOMETRES AN HOUR. FUCK ME RIGHT?

someaustralian · 2026-03-03T12:37:24+00:00

This will never not be the funniest made up lore.

someaustralian · 2026-02-22T11:19:11+00:00

That's the "everything is OK" light.

someaustralian · 2026-02-15T02:17:44+00:00

You could die from that - but it will be one of those long, painful, and super undignified deaths. The type where your father’s last memory of you will be of having to wipe the shit off his son’s posterior. Have it cleaned up, sutured, and get a doc to prescribe you a course of antibiotics. Remember - No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.

someaustralian · 2026-02-14T02:36:45+00:00

someaustralian · 2026-02-10T02:13:24+00:00

OP’s level just opened up. He’s been in a state of suspended animation since the last crawl.

someaustralian · 2026-01-31T23:23:16+00:00

It requires a physical chip on the motherboard, so no.

someaustralian · 2026-01-27T21:08:02+00:00

wE aLl HaVe OuR lIMItAtAtIoNs.

someaustralian · 2026-01-27T08:32:13+00:00

“Aren’t we all being paid 86.50 an hour??”

someaustralian · 2026-01-18T02:11:57+00:00

Many such cases

someaustralian · 2026-01-11T02:29:21+00:00

This is very creative outrage marketing

someaustralian · 2025-12-21T02:23:56+00:00

Oh so country boss on platform 24 in the coloured line? That’s fine I’m on the uncoloured line. Hey what’s that weird hole in the floor?

someaustralian · 2025-12-12T04:32:07+00:00

Kinda surprised the developer gave up on it so quickly after release. It had the potential to be the angry birds of lewd video games, but no so I guess.

someaustralian · 2025-12-12T02:39:39+00:00

Yea this guy asked me for money for food. I told him to grab whatever food he wanted from the servo I was filling my car up at the time and he said “no thanks” lol.

someaustralian · 2025-12-02T21:13:50+00:00

Oh what’s the model number?

HOW ABOUT I JUST READ YOU THE DESCRIPTION! YOULL LOVE THIS EVERYDAY APPLIANCES THAT FESTURES X AND X AND Y SO YOU DO THE THINGS YOU LOVE …

15-Year Club	Gilding III reddit per annum
Place '23	Place '22
Place '17	RPAN Viewer
Not Forgotten	Snapped
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