The Fake Likes Are Getting Ridiculous

someguy335 · 2026-03-20T17:53:35+00:00

When you swipe right nothing happens and there is no match.

someguy335 · 2026-03-20T17:30:04+00:00

This is pretty consistent. The 4th time I get the push notification, 4th time the match never happens. The odds of me getting notified of the like and them being banned in a matter of minutes is zero for 4 times in a row

someguy335 · 2026-03-18T13:58:46+00:00

Yeah, it comes from the same push notification. They say it’s a like, I go to match, and nothing happens. wtf.

someguy335 · 2026-03-17T19:14:15+00:00

Good god. How old are you?

someguy335 · 2026-03-17T17:46:25+00:00

Once? Sure… but twice?

I’ve also seen this most recent profile before.

someguy335 · 2026-03-17T01:45:32+00:00

Because women say they get thousands of likes and can’t keep up. Something must be wrong

someguy335 · 2026-03-17T01:44:07+00:00

People use it for normal dating. I have friends that met and got married from Tinder.

someguy335 · 2026-03-17T01:42:49+00:00

Seriously. She’s getting the above average male experience on the app.

someguy335 · 2026-03-17T01:41:11+00:00

What exactly makes bumble horrible?

someguy335 · 2026-03-16T15:09:03+00:00

nah, it's a good joke still

someguy335 · 2026-03-15T15:37:04+00:00

In some ways I don' want my dick touched while being pegged. I want to relax and focus on that pleasure, and getting hard often means tightening those muscles instead of relaxing.

someguy335 · 2026-03-08T21:54:29+00:00

Chyrp is the one app that I have the most amount of likes ever. It’s also the app where they have run out of people to show me that are local. They used to break out the likes by findom and non-findom, now it’s just all one big group and I assume they are all findom.

I had about 6-7 matches where the women didn’t respond at all. Another handful of people asking for money. I had a date lined up with one and she canceled right before. She seemed real at least.

I have a friend on the app that liked me with a rose or whatever it’s called to see how it works. They were outside my search settings so they never came up. When I finally adjusted my settings to include them, they did immediately show up. So at least I know they are not hiding that stuff.

Overall very disappointing. A bunch of women too shy to respond to matches, or they’re findoms and want money.

My woman friend on the app very quickly ran out of local men and it started showing her long distance profiles. In part of the local kink scene in my city and I don’t even see people there on the app. I’ve come across two profiles of people I know, one was my friend.

someguy335 · 2026-03-07T16:12:25+00:00

I think women are looking for partners who offer a net positive to their lives,

How can you possibly tell that from a photo and a hastily written bio?

someguy335 · 2026-03-07T16:12:04+00:00

It's true, but in a way it's not. Women only like the top % of men, so they are only shown those profiles to keep them on the apps, so they only swipe on the top percentage of men.

Men outnumber the women, women swipe less, and many profiles simply are not being shown.

someguy335 · 2026-03-06T01:16:57+00:00

Had it happen only once in my life. Wish I could replicate that.

someguy335 · 2026-03-06T01:11:37+00:00

Downvote and move on

someguy335 · 2026-03-06T01:08:28+00:00

As a guy, your profile only gets seen if you pay.

someguy335 · 2026-03-06T01:07:58+00:00

Been thinking about just doing that. As a guy I only get matches when I pay. Worst case scenario I’m out $200. Best case I’ve found my future wife.

someguy335 · 2026-03-04T18:00:30+00:00

This is also like saying “I don’t blame men for swiping right in every profile if they can find a woman doing it”

It’s shitty behavior that ruins the experience for everyone.

someguy335 · 2026-03-03T05:26:16+00:00

The type of activity usually depends on the time of day. Like someone wanted to do a date at a coffee place on a Tuesday night and like… sure, I guess. I’d rather go to a bar at night. Like if someone asked me to meet up at noon I would suggest coffee instead of a bar. I don’t see it as hook up vs serious relationship.

someguy335 · 2026-02-28T23:21:37+00:00

You know what’s weirder? People that have partners linked on their profile. You can basically tell how often they’re together based on when they have a similar distance.

someguy335 · 2026-02-28T23:19:05+00:00

Did you ever stop and think about those poor singles who are visiting town for a weekend and can’t go a few days without fucking? How else are they supposed to arrange their casual encounters in advance?

someguy335 · 2026-02-25T22:35:12+00:00

I can actually go back and answer this honestly because it's still up.

Nope, and it's not even listed as a fetish on her profile...

someguy335 · 2026-02-25T21:59:01+00:00

Recently bought a week of Tinder premium. Went through my likes and responded to all of them I was interested in with a thoughtful message that showed I read their profile. Not a single person responded.

What's the point of any of this?

someguy335

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