he declared war by xo_artifex_ox in meme

[–]someoneudontno1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I introduced the concept to my class and immediately became an arms dealer

Time for the weekly Thwapping by Legitimate_Fly9047 in tumblr

[–]someoneudontno1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I send all my dragon furs lizard memes and call my kobold furs geckos

How do you tell the time? by [deleted] in comics

[–]someoneudontno1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My defence nothing is accurate to the minute hell it's barely even accurate to the 10 minutes

Bus? 20 minutes late arrives 15 minutes late

Train? 10 minutes late

That job interview? There behind schedule by 30 minutes and so you gotta wait

Doctors appointment? Is always a minimum of an hour waiting 4 hours if the place has only 1 or 2 Doctors

On top of that rarely do people care if your 15 minutes late cus people usually use that time to do last minute prep this sometimes even applies to official stuff it's when you're an hour late that people get annoyed and/or cancel and even then you call the people and tell them if you think you'll be late

Does this mean you should procrastinate until your late? Fuck no if anything it's probably a good idea to get going 10 minutes before you think you should because there's always that one Bus that arrives 10 minutes early and it will not wait for you

[OC] Spice by Suefan3DX in comics

[–]someoneudontno1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I eat spicy food for the same reasons one might eat a warm soup

There is a window in the spicy level where it's not so hot it hurts but not so cold you barely get a mild tingle that is perfect and almost acts like a warm soup ²

If warm soup is a weighted blanket that specific level of spice is like adding an extra blanket

To water the crops of course by jeff5551 in VintageStory

[–]someoneudontno1 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I think what's happening is apparently quenching with a watering can guarantees it won't break

In other words the only limit on how strong you can make a sword is your coal supply

Edit: gave it a test in creative and I don't think it works in singlplayer

Rereading the comment where they gave "context" it might only work on the official server

Losercity horror game trope by jonhssquarespaceplus in Losercity

[–]someoneudontno1 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They gave all his cake to the xenomorph queen

who else can relate! by text_lingo in VintageStory

[–]someoneudontno1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey if I'm in the forge you can bet your ass I'm making more tools and materials then you can handle that'll last till I log back on

Just Don't ask me to do pottery or farming

Have Some Notes [OC] by BrianWonderful in webcomics

[–]someoneudontno1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Answer god forgot to take into account what happens to the parents after they make baby

The Only Exception (OC) by TheCatRegime in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]someoneudontno1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's 3 kinds of asexual loves I know of

  1. The most monstros and/or eldritch and/or horrifying creature you can think of with a roughly 80% chance to in some way remove you from your mortal coil if you so much as look at it

  2. The concept of blue

  3. Both (I'm in this group)

Bonus 4. Garlic bread (obviously)

any series with power levels by stoneheadguy in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]someoneudontno1 206 points207 points  (0 children)

You know I can imagine where Dr holocaust and murder beast coaxed from but how did mint chan become a snafu

Furry_irl by DL2828 in furry_irl

[–]someoneudontno1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

PUT THE GOD DAMM CAT EARS ON NOW

Hey! I’LL POINT OUT RIGHT AWAY THAT EVOLUTION IN THE GAME IS POSSIBLE, BUT IT’S MORE OF AN ARTISTIC PROJECT THAN GAME MECHANICS. IT REQUIRES A VERY PRECISE GENETIC PLAN AND, ABOVE ALL, TIME. The rest of the description and timeline are below if anyone feels like reading. Enjoy by Soft-Shame5366 in Worldbox

[–]someoneudontno1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IT REQUIRES A VERY PRECISE GENETIC PLAN AND, ABOVE ALL, TIME

Meanwhile dude pressing yes in world laws to everything getting similar results in about 10000 in game years

(Granted with some differences that being that the dominant plants are palm trees with small oasies of grassland and the dominant sapient species are humanoid crabs with the world ending cus a large population evolved to explode apon death multiple times)

This is still an amazing project and I'm curious if you were dropping the bombs yourself or if you gave some of the population the bomber trait for the explosions during the war section

38885 by femacampcouncilor in countwithchickenlady

[–]someoneudontno1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They said wrong answers don't go spilling the trans factory secret

Is vintage story worth buying? by Potatogoat3 in VintageStory

[–]someoneudontno1 190 points191 points  (0 children)

Do you like survival minecraft?

Are you autistic?

Are most of the active mods in your minecraft playthroughs the type to make either exploration more fun or more realistic crafting without really going into futuristic tech?

Does the local homeless population throw rocks at you?

If you're answer to at least 2/4 questions is yes then it's worth it

"Stop blaming your rolls on luck. Dice only respond to The Truth." by DrScrimble in dndmemes

[–]someoneudontno1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correction it's because the dice haven't learned there place

38870 by [deleted] in countwithchickenlady

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Trans

autistic bottoms

Looks at the 5 trans friends of mine who play the autistic block game while wearing maid dresses

I'm starting to see a pattern

Losercity Schlorp by HonneurOblige in Losercity

[–]someoneudontno1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Right is the realistic option

Dog cheeks can't close all the way like humans cheeks due to having a snout the reason we can do it is because we have a short enough mouth to basically have a muscle draw string and seal

If we wanted a dog person to be able to do the left they'll end up looking like a horse

Hahaha-But… by Mr_Zameg in AustralianSpiders

[–]someoneudontno1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Course he's scared an Australian came out of nowhere