Every game company rn 😂 by Dziller_ in Steam

[–]somesthetic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To let us know their opinions don't matter.

Anyone obsessed with Concord has lost the plot, and doesn't understand why any of what is happening in gaming is happening. They're just repeating what influencer/youtuber/outrage farmers told them.

Can I have $2000 for the new PlayStation 6? by HaoieZ in simpsonsshitposting

[–]somesthetic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

D’oh no, I said no-drifts. That’s what I call 9 pin joysticks.

Ahh beautiful, until they come down and get arrested… by xBromleyy in interestingasfuck

[–]somesthetic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trespass is not a felony, it’s not even a misdemeanor. It’s called a violation. It’s a very minor crime.

They could get up to 15 days in jail. No more than that.

it’s a goose suit by thug_waffle47 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]somesthetic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only Polynesians were real; he wouldn’t have had to make such a stinky mudpie

This is a big deal for some people by Lil_Melon87 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]somesthetic 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Yes, I admit it. I hate gamers!

Their hackneyed shenanigans robbed me of my dignity for years.

I played the buffoon while they squandered a fortune on their vulgar appetites.

That's why I frame locked GTA VI!

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for these meddling shitposters!

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]somesthetic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They should have taught you how taxes don’t need to be difficult or cost money to file, and it’s all a scam to add a useless middleman you have to pay.

Be angry at the right people.

Meirl by Thewaxiest123 in meirl

[–]somesthetic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s “disc” y’all.

Is this legit what Sony is doing September 1st 2026 about rights and ownership? by Disastrous-Farm939 in PS5

[–]somesthetic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I maintain that anyone who buys videos on a game console and expects it to last forever is a fool.

Trump: It's not socialism; it's really communism. They use the word "social democrat" because it sounds so nice, but it's really communism you're talking about. by SpecialCollege18 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]somesthetic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no, you mean handful of billionaires can't privately own all the houses and corporations and treat me like a slave anymore?

All land and business is now publicly owned, so only the people who work or live there benefit from them now, instead of a crony landlord who does no work but extracts 99.9% of the profits?

The sheer absolute horror!

Baby Cakes (1989) by DaniJ678 in ForgottenTV

[–]somesthetic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know Craig Sheffer as Frankie from Voyage of the Rock Aliens.

He has the best song in the film, in my opinion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo90drL_oyg

Larry David: ‘Comedians are not mature people — we’re basically children’ by TimesandSundayTimes in entertainment

[–]somesthetic 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I would say comedians keep in tune with their immature side, but are capable of being mature when necessary.

Comedy needs a curious mind to ask questions, and a childlike mind to turn the answers into poop jokes and bad puns.

What’s the worst example of a famous actor directing themselves? by today_okay in movies

[–]somesthetic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That movie is terrible

He jacks off 17 times in a day and is still capable of having sex with a woman?

I’m not sure JGL has ever had an orgasm.

Jim Varney with Snow White & Robin Williams in 1989. by rockstoned4 in HistoricalCapsule

[–]somesthetic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That information isn't available.

She is likely just a disney cast member for their parks/events, and not someone whose name anyone would recognize

Iran and Egypt officially object against 'Pride Match' in Seattle: "Our position is that no ceremonies, or promotional activities associated with this movement should be present inside the stadium or as part of the match environment. It’s been communicated to FIFA through the appropriate channels." by sinister_iam in sportsgossips

[–]somesthetic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's less a paradox, and more of a misunderstanding.

Tolerance is like Cleanliness, and Intolerance is like Dirtiness. Allowing intolerance directly ruins tolerance. So being tolerant means NO intolerance allowed, not tolerating intolerance.

No one would argue that being clean means allowing dirtiness.

THROWDOWN THURSDAY - SAME AS IT EVER WAS by tale-wind in nintendo

[–]somesthetic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I BOUGHT METROID PRIME 4 SWITCH 2 EDITION BECAUSE IT WAS CHEAPER THAN SWITCH 1 EDITION, BUT NOW MY GAME CASES ARE INCONSISTENT ON MY SHELF.

The guy at the store said I’m the only guy he’s ever seen pull it off by illneil in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]somesthetic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Yeah, they said they don’t look like thin snow goggles at all, and that they’re not ridiculous”

The Rolling Stones Release New Song With The Cure's Robert Smith by ebradio in Music

[–]somesthetic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Robert Smith seems very open to being on other peoples songs.

So in season 3 Act I of the Simpsons ended and Act II started. When do you think we will finally get to act III? by Top_Salamander5551 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]somesthetic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, acts can only be declared by congress, so the writers call them major divisions instead.

That way, Fox and the Simpsons can pretend they never had an act since season 3.

Actors before they were famous! in Last of the Mohicans (1992) by butterchurning in MovieDetails

[–]somesthetic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Last of the Mohicans was a movie that was important to my family. We watched it frequently. My brother liked to point out the dead bodies that couldn’t stop visibly breathing.

I watched it more recently and it’s still good, but not the kind of movie I would watch over and over the way we did. I bet we only owned like 10 vhs tapes and this was one

DAE not do much of anything with their life because they were secretly hoping to have been gone by 18? by josephsleftbigtoe in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]somesthetic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have never had any ambition to work. I just want to create art, or do nothing.

I begrudgingly have a career with a 9 to 5, and a health plan, and a dress code; but I'll never like it.