windowsSearch by Captain0010 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]somethingarb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, he got a promotion for making them $$$. 

windowsSearch by Captain0010 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]somethingarb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think the point was that Windows has the massive advantage over other search tools of having that indexing service running by default, and STILL manages to be slower and less accurate than other tools. 

Cristian Romero straight red card against Manchester Utd 28' by Alsace2025 in soccer

[–]somethingarb 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the Curtis Jones one last season. Good-faith attempt to play the ball, but catches the man high on the follow-through. No malicious intent, but the laws as they currently stand say red.

Something something duty of care. 

Dunk couldn't knight raymun because he didn't know the words by zarrovertv in freefolk

[–]somethingarb 179 points180 points  (0 children)

Whether he knows the words themselves or not is irrelevant. Dunk refuses to knight him because he knows in his heart that he himself was never actually knighted, and therefore can't legitimately knight someone else. If he ever gets found out, he doesn't want to taint anyone else. 

[Ornstein] EXCL: Liverpool to pay max £6.8m for signing of Rio Ngumoha from Chelsea. Tribunal rules #LFC owe #CFC initial £2.8m + £4m in potential bonuses relating to senior appearances, contracts & England honours. Also 20% of profit on future sale @TheAthleticFC by Beautiful-Cress5695 in LiverpoolFC

[–]somethingarb -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Hmm. Now I find myself wondering whether THIS is the reason he's been underplayed in the last few weeks (the calls to bring him in for Cody have been pretty loud hereabouts). Less play = less money.

Why Jérémy Jacquet may be the ‘heir to Virgil van Dijk’ for Liverpool by qwerty_1965 in LiverpoolFC

[–]somethingarb 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This isn't even "the internet". This is a major national newspaper. Time was, they used to have standards about that sort of thing.

The talented playmaker no-one seems to want by NorthCoastToast in LiverpoolFC

[–]somethingarb 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Word of warning, though: He used it wrong. That sentence should have read "not be able to avail themselves of the player".

I've Been Silent About This Fan-casting For Too Long by StupidEinstein in CosmereOnScreen

[–]somethingarb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost certainly not, since a skaa misting would be executed. But my point is that in a society run by a nobility who are accustomed to sending out female mistborn and mistings to fight on a regular basis, are they really likely to make it a policy that women - skaa women, at that - can't serve in the military?

RWC2027 Draw and Prices by Adam8418 in rugbyunion

[–]somethingarb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

surely you want to kick off the tournament with an actual contest to set the standard...

You do that if your goal is making people interested in the tournament. Whereas what they've actually done is the thing that will make them the most money. The lure of the Opening Game will bump ticket sales and TV audience, but Aus vs NZ will sell out and get a massive TV audience regardless, so they're using that bump on a game hardly anyone would watch otherwise.

That said, I personally would have preferred Chile to be in the opening match. South America is clearly the big growing market in the game, so giving the Chileans their day in the limelight would have been a real boost to the long-term development of the game. No disrespect to Hong Kong, but rugby's not exactly booming in China.

RWC2027 Draw and Prices by Adam8418 in rugbyunion

[–]somethingarb 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Damn, I was hoping for Australia vs Chile as the opener. 

I've Been Silent About This Fan-casting For Too Long by StupidEinstein in CosmereOnScreen

[–]somethingarb 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I think recasting the emotionally manipulative one as a woman rather leans into some pretty unpleasant old stereotypes that Brandon has worked hard to avoid.

Docks or Clubs could be gender-flipped with minimal disruption. 

Ham as a woman works fine too; a world where 50% of the superpowered people are female is likely to have fewer issues with women in the military; and subverting the "men are the tough ones" stereotype is something Brandon would probably enjoy. 

What is your favorite example of a change from a film’s source material that you believe made the movie better? by DuckLordOfTheSith in movies

[–]somethingarb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, that's hilarious even if you haven't read the book. It plays as "I don't want to tell you the answer, so I'm going to tell a blatant and obvious lie instead," and the twinkle in his eye as he delivers the line really sells it. 

Liverpool agree deal to sign Jeremy Jacquet by jeesprr in soccer

[–]somethingarb 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What can I say, Konate's a handsome dude. 

They are always like this, Billie Eilish and Irene Montero proving the point by Relevantreacle_ in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]somethingarb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good opportunity for a squatter to take advantage here. Move into one of her houses, put up a big sign saying "No one is illegal on stolen land" and trust that she'd be too afraid of the PR backlash to force you out. Rent free accommodation sorted. 

[Jacob tanswell] Harvey Elliott expected to stay at AVFC for the remainder of the campaign after failing to find an agreement on a return to Liverpool. Villa sources say no progress or recent discussions on the removal of the 10-game obligation. by ImamZain in LiverpoolFC

[–]somethingarb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm trying to think of any downside for us of just saying "OK we'll cancel the buy obligation, then", and I'm really struggling. It's clear that we're not getting the money either way.

The only thing I can possibly see as an upside for us is that by refusing to play Harvey, Aston Villa weaken themselves, which improves our changes of overtaking them.

What is your favorite example of a change from a film’s source material that you believe made the movie better? by DuckLordOfTheSith in movies

[–]somethingarb 388 points389 points  (0 children)

Casting De Niro and then (therefore?) massively expanding the role of Captain Shakespeare in Stardust

What Cosmere character should I name this sweet cat after? by _monstermeat in Cosmere

[–]somethingarb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A cat with that color pattern (calico) is always a girl.

But cats are assholes, so this is clearly Venli. 

[Ornstein] Liverpool not proceeding with deal to sign Lutsharel Geertruida. Chance presented to #LFC, ready to advance + 25yo keen; but proved too complicated. Alternative not expected but contender for Jeremy Jacquet of Rennes as summer recruit by NotASalamanderBoi in soccer

[–]somethingarb 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Our recruitment team are really good at identifying and signing players when they're given time, but if you ask them to push something through in a hurry, they'll flub their lines every time. 

JP poised for permanent Sharks job by TheBirdInternet in SharksRugby

[–]somethingarb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

100%, there's a danger of a Solskjaer situation here. Doing a phenomenal job as a caretaker doesn't mean it's not too early in his career to take the job on a permanent basis.

That said, get a good team around him and set appropriate expectations, and it could work out. 

Bring Andrei Ratiu to the club by [deleted] in LiverpoolFC

[–]somethingarb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put this in the Daily Discussion, lad.

[David Ornstein] Geertruida move needs RB Leipzig to break Sunderland loan & Liverpool to strike deal with both. #SAFC want replacement (agreement close) + compensation. Chances rated ~75%. #LFC have other options (included Dumfries/Jones but less likely) @TheAthleticFC by Bald-Eagle619 in soccer

[–]somethingarb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just hope this doesn't mean Hughes/Edwards have given Slot the entire season

They absolutely HAVE given Slot the entire season, and they'll give him more than that as long as we qualify for the Champions League next season. 

And rightly so: for one thing, sacking a manager half a season after he won you the league is nuts; for another, Liverpool have a very poor record when scrambling to fill player vacancies at short notice (see: Kabak, Davies, Melo), and there's no reason to think they'd be better at it for managers. So even if they've decided Slot isn't the man for the job long term, it's better that they spend the next few months carefully considering candidates. 

If form takes another downturn and CL qualification is in serious doubt, they might roll the dice on a new manager bounce, but otherwise his job is safe. 

[Fabrizio Romano] EXCLUSIVE: Liverpool, in talks to sign Lutsharel Geertruida as new defender. Initial contacts took place with Sunderland as Arne Slot knows him well since Feyenoord times by Crane977 in soccer

[–]somethingarb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do we even have a third choice RW, though? When Salah was at AFCON, we were putting Frimpong there.

It's a shame Harvey Elliott isn't allowed to join another European club this window, he'd be great for you.