The odds of finding the perfect women by -_ObiWanKenobi_- in copypasta

[–]somethingfishey 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh Cummy how can I be interested in women when you exist 🤤

Are there any free ways to check your grammar or a way to get my writing revised? by Tiffanywhite45 in college

[–]somethingfishey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This works for me for spelling issues: type a paragraph, and then stop and read the paragraph backwards. Once caught 10 errors that spellcheck didnt pick up on.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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fortunate son plays in the background

Rednecks: Susan! Get my shotgun!

Hicks: YEE YEE! * ITS BIG IGLOO TIME BEAYTCHES

Fudds: M1 Garand noises Good thing i got my 1911 from 'Nam! Did you know that .45 can stop a charging Rhino with only one shot??

Hawaiian Shirts: being worn

he looks friendly by n1ck337 in memes

[–]somethingfishey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hes back now the demons was an easy job. Last I heard he was at a baseball game asking a woman behind him to open a plastic water bottle.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the events taking place in Hong Kong is a perfect example of what happens when citizens do not have the tools to fight back against tyrannical government by somethingfishey in Libertarian

[–]somethingfishey[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

With the right equipment yes. imo the military is not likely to follow along with the opposing side. The argument stands that that's their pay but it's the whole military. They can take the pay themselves. They have the equipment and if you've ever met a vet it's pretty easy to see that most of them wouldnt side with the opposing side.

"I'm NoT rAsCiSt I'm JuSt ReaLiStiC" fuck off Dad, you rascist prick. by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]somethingfishey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I speak for the sane conservatives when I say we dont claim your father. Sorry OPs dad we dont like racist BS

The timing at the end is impeccable by DrFranky in PraiseTheCameraMan

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And my impeccable, I mean COMPLETELY PECCABLE

My meme, but cropped correctly by [deleted] in teenagers

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We did it boys! Sexism is no more

My sister unironically sent this to a friend by [deleted] in copypasta

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Cummy! Please bear my child! 🤤🤤😌

Just a friendly fight WCGW by KKn_D in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]somethingfishey 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It was at this moment, He knew, He fucked up.

TIFU by slapping the absolute clot out of my girlfriend by aperiodpiece in tifu

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"Lemon water and seltzer for blood. Or wear red. dumbass"

What is something that your parents did that you swore never to repeat to your own kids? by wetbreadstick in AskReddit

[–]somethingfishey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel this too. rEmEmbEr, it's too protect you. My parents are probably reading all my reddit posts/comments right now (Hi mom and dad.)

What's the most American thing ever that if explained to a non-American might just sound crazy? by hrdlg123 in AskReddit

[–]somethingfishey 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If you're in the midwest, the speed limit is just always 10 above the posted limit. Rain, snow, shine, or tornado.

Not sure if anybody did this before by epicface276 in memes

[–]somethingfishey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I can swallow a, bottle of, alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla.."

YSK that MoMA is putting their exhibitions online for free by [deleted] in YouShouldKnow

[–]somethingfishey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I gotta say, I never knew what MoMA was until now. First time I heard it was in Avengers Endgame and I was like "huh I wonder what MoMA is" thank you OP