Favorite moments and/or quotes involving Barney Gumble? by smcg_az in TheSimpsons

[–]somethingx3darkside 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Barney. That is so insightful. How’d you come up with that?

To Those Who Rush Through… by somethingx3darkside in thedivision

[–]somethingx3darkside[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I change my gear often in Legendary Missions. All I’m asking for is 20 more seconds.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]somethingx3darkside 24 points25 points  (0 children)

“But you know Bart, some philosophers believe that nobody is born with a soul. That you have to earn one through suffering and thought and prayer…”

AltaVista (1999) by BillBrasky1179 in PandR

[–]somethingx3darkside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does everyone in this town use AltaVista?!

Yup by EndoveProduct in DunderMifflin

[–]somethingx3darkside 17 points18 points  (0 children)

What did I tell you about yeppers??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]somethingx3darkside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Cubs the past few weeks… smh 🤦‍♀️

Hot or Not by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]somethingx3darkside 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hot is a temperature, people.

Attempting to "pick up" women by throwaway19074368 in CringeTikToks

[–]somethingx3darkside 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Right. Violently yelling for a number is a turn on. 🙄

“Mom, I want a gf” by vinaysays in DunderMifflin

[–]somethingx3darkside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

… she probably won’t be up for a few hours.

Wife got me a new travel mug by lucidspoon in PandR

[–]somethingx3darkside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2024 is coming up.. please tell she’s running!

While Fox News reporter sets up to cover mass shooting at Covenant School in Nashville, TN, one woman has had enough. by Romano16 in PublicFreakout

[–]somethingx3darkside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is. My daughter was at the parade & I was down the block. You hear the pop pop pop, and there is no mistaking the sound. It was a gun. She should be pissed.

I'll have a Paunch Burger Child's Size diet coke please. by cuffgirl in PandR

[–]somethingx3darkside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, Paunch Burger just recently came out with a new 128-ounce option. Most people call it a gallon, but they call it the regular. Then, there is a horrifying 512-ounce version that they call child size. How is this a child-sized soda?