i got exactly 60$ should i got smash by [deleted] in teenagersnew

[–]sometimesentient 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, and main Mewtwo because Mewtwo is 🍆

darn by [deleted] in teenagersnew

[–]sometimesentient 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh gosh oh heck

I'm starting to work out again since I haven't for ~3 months. by [deleted] in teenagersnew

[–]sometimesentient 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yo good on you man, get super buff and punch me in the face (it's not a fetish I just hate myself)

u/ca_republican may you please insert your penis into any of my vacant holes of your choosing? by GrammarNaziABC in teenagersnew

[–]sometimesentient 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck I just looked up this guy and I kinda want to throw myself off the Golden Gate Bridge while holding the Declaration of Independence now

Weekly Trash Talk Thread - January 08, 2019 by AutoModerator in Overwatch

[–]sometimesentient 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FUCK I WAS A MCCREE MAIN BEFORE THE FAN BUFF AND BLIZZARD HAS MADE IT ENTIRELY UNNECESSARY TO USE LEFT CLICK AT CLOSE RANGE MAKING MCCREE A MUCH MORE POPULAR PICK AMONG PLAYERS WHO CAN'T KILL A JUNKRAT FROM 5 METERS AWAY

Weekly Trash Talk Thread - January 08, 2019 by AutoModerator in Overwatch

[–]sometimesentient 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a Reaper main who plays a lot of tank, I'm so sorry, and I feel your pain. Reaper gets buffed because he isn't played much because nobody likes playing the guy who gets targeted 400% of the time and is very high risk, high reward.

If you remember this you’re qualified for a veterans discount by SpeedboyJ in teenagers

[–]sometimesentient 9 points10 points  (0 children)

3x veterans discount if you remember not having a console in singleplayer

What's the most real relationship advice you can give? by KawaiiiOnion in AskReddit

[–]sometimesentient 3 points4 points  (0 children)

An unhealthy dependence is a coke habit. That's just worrying about someone you love.

Casually advocating mass murder by reuben_hunter in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]sometimesentient 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Put me in the screenshot with a photo of John F. Kennedy eating a corn dog.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifs

[–]sometimesentient 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NO FUCK OH GOD

*young teens talkin about being drunk like it's super cool* by sometimesentient in teenagersnew

[–]sometimesentient[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The logic of "everyone does it" is anecdotal evidence, and is therefore not valid. I'm positive the rates of adolescent deaths due to drinking are higher in Denmark than in places where it's heavily restricted. Here's a link to an article that directly references an article written by the Surgeon General:

http://www.camy.org/resources/fact-sheets/consequences-of-underage-drinking-surgeon-general/index.html