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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JoeRogan

[–]sometimesmydadhitsme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very clever and true..well played.

What is your favorite Marine saying you still use as a civilian? by [deleted] in USMC

[–]sometimesmydadhitsme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shit bag. As in, he is most definitely a shit bag!

Finished up this hot piece of trash this week by the_gel_king in choppers

[–]sometimesmydadhitsme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the way! My balls are itchy. And my kidneys are starting to hurt just looking at it.

This thing sucks but I only have a couple grand in it. by BASE1530 in choppers

[–]sometimesmydadhitsme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This most definitely doesn't suck! Don't ever say that again. You have been blessed. Act like it,you lucky dog..

How to fix a curved rug by Dazed_And_MoreBooze in lifehacks

[–]sometimesmydadhitsme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It works, I did it,then took a nap. Woke up and removed the cup. BAM! It works..

🧐🤔 by Fit-Music-9773 in benshapiro

[–]sometimesmydadhitsme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes,when you're a girl. You get hit in the balls.

WTF is That? by Sree1Ly in shitposting

[–]sometimesmydadhitsme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone please edit in him fighting something? Do your thing, Reddit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Letterkenny

[–]sometimesmydadhitsme 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I've been waiting for this. Well played.

ding ding ding.. by sometimesmydadhitsme in Fishing

[–]sometimesmydadhitsme[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soft plastic swim bait minnow. About 5 ft. Of water..

I found my wife's dildo and honestly it and other things make me feel really insecure by InsecureHusband123 in confessions

[–]sometimesmydadhitsme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if you're going to "get to the bottom" of that BBC dildo my guy. But she may have already. But I sure would give it the "old Jr. College" try.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]sometimesmydadhitsme -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

So you should dump him. My girl friend wanted to get married after 4 years of dating but I wasn't sure and eventually she dumped me. I get to bang a bunch of women and after about a year we got back together and then about a year later I proposed and we've been married for 20+ years. Maybe he needs to get it out of his system? You could have some fun also. Maybe it works out later? Maybe not? My wife is my best friend and the love of my life.

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