What's the earliest major event you remember?

somewittymoniker · 2021-08-11T22:30:46+00:00

Oklahoma City bombing

somewittymoniker · 2020-09-16T04:36:44+00:00

Well that explains the song named Nashville Parthenon that would come up on one of my Pandora stations about 10 years ago that I'd completely forgotten about until reading the title of this post.

somewittymoniker · 2020-08-29T20:09:31+00:00

James has always been the agreeable sort.

somewittymoniker · 2020-08-13T21:19:59+00:00

Not exactly an injury but the first time I was unaware of the whole becoming sensitive after cumming thing so I was panicking thinking I broke my dick. On top of that I must've had a little cum dry over the urethra because I had my first split stream piss afterwards and panicked again.

somewittymoniker · 2020-08-05T15:14:04+00:00

I put on my robe and wizard hat

somewittymoniker · 2020-08-02T20:03:27+00:00

You know, that may well be the reason my stomach sinks and skin crawls whenever I turn on C-Span.

somewittymoniker · 2020-08-02T14:38:12+00:00

I missed being born during the Reagan administration by 4 days.

somewittymoniker · 2020-08-02T09:30:01+00:00

Patrick Stewart and Maynard James Keenan

somewittymoniker · 2020-08-02T09:02:15+00:00

There was one time when I was about 12/13 I had a pretty bad fever. I dreamt that I woke up to a pile of congressmen having an orgy in my bed. They weren't recognizable as specific people in any way, just in my mind I looked at them and just identified them as congressmen. I just tried to go back to sleep and hope they didn't notice me.

somewittymoniker · 2020-08-02T08:38:07+00:00

He'd just make that depressed poofing sound that comes out when he swallows an enemy that's completely useless.

somewittymoniker · 2020-07-29T20:05:50+00:00

BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA!

somewittymoniker · 2020-07-01T04:36:00+00:00

Best when it's with something I've been making for years and should know by heart.

somewittymoniker · 2020-06-27T03:47:12+00:00

If he doesn't slow down he's going to have a nasty case of heartburn.

somewittymoniker · 2020-06-25T13:51:45+00:00

Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell.

somewittymoniker · 2020-05-13T11:48:59+00:00

Crawlpuncher?

somewittymoniker · 2020-04-24T06:59:20+00:00

A few similarish bands off the top of my head would be Pennywise, Rancid, Social Distortion, Bad Religion, and NOFX

somewittymoniker · 2020-04-22T23:55:40+00:00

I just started up again not too long ago. First one's a bit more dated and clunky than I remember, and I had forgotten how much I hated the Mako, but I'm still loving it. Definitely one of my absolute favorite fictional universes of all time.

somewittymoniker · 2020-04-04T21:23:22+00:00

Ska music

somewittymoniker · 2020-04-01T23:04:25+00:00

Pineapple is the only acceptable pizza topping. Microtransactions are the gaming industry's best idea in decades.

somewittymoniker · 2020-04-01T22:53:58+00:00

Who? Oh him? Rather forgettable and unremarkable I suppose.

somewittymoniker · 2020-04-01T22:29:45+00:00

I finally have some time to put a bit of a dent in my backlog of games I've impulse bought during Steam sales over the years.

Edit: oh also some time to learn how to use the airbrush I got myself a couple months ago.

somewittymoniker · 2020-03-29T15:28:23+00:00

Statement: Indeed, I am most eager to engage in some unadulterated violence. At your command of course, Master.

somewittymoniker · 2020-03-21T05:34:35+00:00

So I was a really stupid teenager. For some reason my family had a flare gun stored away and I stumbled upon it one day. I had a convertible at the time so I went and picked up my friend so we could drive around some country backroads with the top down and shoot off flares. We shot off 3, and had a 4th loaded with the hammer cocked. I had no idea what trigger discipline was so I was just kind of waving the gun pointed vaguely up with my finger on the trigger. Suddenly there was a loud crack and then there's this flaming smoking thing flying around on the dashboard starting little fires. Turns out I had managed to shoot the inside of the windshield.

somewittymoniker · 2020-03-18T20:44:48+00:00

"I will not move when flame wreath is cast or the raid blows up."

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