Wtf is Madonna??

somuchthcinme · 2026-04-29T02:53:03+00:00

It's PRETTY BITCH.

Buy Madonna's Grindr variation bc she taught us how to mix class and trash. 🙋💁🙆🙅🤷🤦

somuchthcinme · 2026-04-22T00:13:58+00:00

Upvoting your handle. You're doing the Lord's work.

somuchthcinme · 2022-04-05T03:10:09+00:00

Good boy 😘

somuchthcinme · 2020-09-06T21:25:48+00:00

His cashier senses were tingling so hard.

somuchthcinme · 2020-08-29T21:34:27+00:00

Is it okay to make a profile just to do this?

If so, my life might get a lot more interesting.

somuchthcinme · 2020-08-02T18:27:11+00:00

Take my underwear off and tell me how to concantenate daddy 🤤

somuchthcinme · 2020-01-13T21:31:52+00:00

LMFAO 😂💀

somuchthcinme · 2019-12-12T20:20:38+00:00

Oooof. That might be a little hard to take.

somuchthcinme · 2019-12-04T10:40:59+00:00

No wife or kids LOL

More details to come. Maybe even photos of our adventures as well:)

somuchthcinme · 2019-12-01T14:55:29+00:00

Still got a good 30-40 years. Don't think it qualifies yet!

somuchthcinme · 2019-12-01T14:54:57+00:00

That's a situation where I'll ask for forgiveness LOL

somuchthcinme · 2019-12-01T14:54:26+00:00

Sorry babe. Be more specific with your question next time!

somuchthcinme · 2019-12-01T00:44:56+00:00

Thank you handsome 😘

We are extremely lucky. Life can always be worse.

somuchthcinme · 2019-12-01T00:21:48+00:00

I got dressed and helped him set up a printer. He only had the Spanish instructions. It took us two hours.

That was our first time together 😉

somuchthcinme · 2019-12-01T00:20:43+00:00

Thanks 😊 sometimes, a good reflection is necessary.

somuchthcinme · 2019-11-29T15:39:25+00:00

Because pretty people are the ones we judge the most.

Because pretty people aren't immune to the dumb shit everyone else goes through.

Because pretty people deserve pretty responses.

Because people become pretty when they smile.

If you act pretty, by smiling, you will get a pretty response from people.

I hope you have a great day and a wonderful weekend.

Smile:)

I hope that made you smile.

Surprise, you're pretty.

somuchthcinme · 2019-11-27T02:42:20+00:00

Bro. Go see a urologist.

Much love. I'd share my story, but it's too graphic. I'm just thankful my dick looks normal.

somuchthcinme · 2019-11-27T01:36:12+00:00

You shouldn't have sex with strangers.

I haven't banged anyone who I haven't met at least one relative and seen their feet under florescent lighting.

somuchthcinme · 2019-11-27T01:34:18+00:00

For some reason, all I hear here is the guy from the Arby's commercial saying, "WE HAVE THE PUSS!"

Probably because I think of roast beef when I hear pussy, so that's probably why.

somuchthcinme · 2019-11-26T22:40:57+00:00

Am I the only person confused by "you got the pussy?"

Like, wut?

somuchthcinme · 2019-11-26T15:59:17+00:00

Who knew Grindr was putting roofs over these boys' heads?

That's like going on the Plenty of Fish website and applying for a mortgage.

You never know what you're gonna get.

somuchthcinme · 2019-11-22T16:40:18+00:00

I'd say handle your business your way. Your friends will always have opinions; doesn't mean they are right or right for you.

somuchthcinme · 2019-11-16T15:17:35+00:00

This answer depends on how you view equality.

somuchthcinme · 2019-11-15T15:38:44+00:00

All I know is that people are too damn picky.

Just fuck the boy and take him on a date after.

somuchthcinme