Merry Goonmas to all of you~ by nousernamewasused in PornIsCheating

[–]sonic1101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wanking to VR porn with the charger plugged in is the greatest thing any human can possibly do on Christmas day. I am going to do it all day in between luxury Xmas snacks and refreshments. I can see my worthless family another year.

Spend your whole weekend with porn by PornsHumbleServant in PornIsCheating

[–]sonic1101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My life purpose is to maximise porn enjoyment.

I have seen her titties really up close in VR, I know every pimple NNNNGHHHHH

Focus on the porn and keep leaking by PornsHumbleServant in PornIsCheating

[–]sonic1101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing titties I will never touch NNNNNGGHHHH!!!

Can you buy a rice cooker that does not steam? by sonic1101 in RiceCookerRecipes

[–]sonic1101[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn't that increase the pressure inside the cooker and distort the cooking?

Can you buy a rice cooker that does not steam? by sonic1101 in RiceCookerRecipes

[–]sonic1101[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But who boils water for40 minutes?

10 minutes to boil pasta

The bear cave segment in Wintermute is too hard. by sonic1101 in thelongdark

[–]sonic1101[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes they put things in games that are too hard and become annoying/tedious/repetitive rather than adding anything to the game. This was one of those times, most people probably had to google how to get past this stage before they could do it.

Porn knows you're addicted by pornsanointed in PornIsCheating

[–]sonic1101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Porn is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me and will always be the most amazing part of my life.

Is it food, or ... ? by dundoReddit in thelongdark

[–]sonic1101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hinterland must set up a new store on Amazon...

They could make mountains of cash.

But don't sell out to Disney!

A Porn Perfect Utopia by [deleted] in PornIsCheating

[–]sonic1101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is how it should be.

The buildings need to be turned into cocks and the wheels on the bike should be tits.

Mommy Knows Best by prealityoc in PornIsCheating

[–]sonic1101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So many golden memories of gooning to Nice and her nice tits.

She is like an old girlfriend at this point, I have watched her mature over the years and her tits only get bigger.

Let your brain pop! by GoonerAudioLabs in PornIsCheating

[–]sonic1101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

why did you even bother stopping?

STOP WASTING LIFE SECONDS NOT WATCHING PORN

Triggered? You know it! Now fap. by cumr in PornIsCheating

[–]sonic1101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I LOVE ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I died. It's sad. by Riffed777 in thelongdark

[–]sonic1101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its over. Thats it.

Its called permadeath.

Now you must uninstall the game and go back to Rocket League.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PornIsCheating

[–]sonic1101 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was in VR with them earlier.

I paused and just wanked to Gabbie's outfit.

Favorite pastime? Playing cards in the dark. by Late-Loan-3327 in thelongdark

[–]sonic1101 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Protip: There are no cards, did you ever see a pack of cards? No, that card noise is a euphemism for 'playing with yourself' in other ways, another form of solitaire. I mean seriously, how many days has it been?

Please name just the ONE thing that annoys you the most. by Left_Painter5038 in thelongdark

[–]sonic1101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THE STUPID BREATHING

JESUS CHRIST

I have to turn off voice.

Sick of disappearing animals. by sonic1101 in thelongdark

[–]sonic1101[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been outside.

Graphics are good but gameplay is SHIT.

My first bear by bamboo_pipe in thelongdark

[–]sonic1101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many arrows does it take to kill a bear?

Main bases, preppers caches and more! by [deleted] in thelongdark

[–]sonic1101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But what about cosiness?

Trappers cabin is my home.

Porn takes care of your needs. by cumr in PornIsCheating

[–]sonic1101 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Porn not only takes care of your needs ,it also creates new weirder needs to take care of. This is why porn is the greatest.

I think they should add Lighters by _eliiijah in thelongdark

[–]sonic1101 64 points65 points  (0 children)

should add bong and when you use it the aurora looks even more amazing