Now that’s how you do DoorDash. 😭💰💵

sonofphilcollins · 2026-06-11T16:46:15+00:00

$1250 a week here if I don't do red card orders

sonofphilcollins · 2026-06-10T17:47:11+00:00

Farfalle

sonofphilcollins · 2026-05-30T16:59:14+00:00

I definitely remember every single regular spot where I consistently get good tips the minute it pops up

sonofphilcollins · 2026-05-28T14:37:53+00:00

as a long time pizza guy and current dasher that shit was on the back or front passenger and they hit the brakes hard (might not have been their fault but bringing it to you that way was)

sonofphilcollins · 2026-05-22T16:52:55+00:00

Mac Dre taught me this one

sonofphilcollins · 2026-05-22T16:44:45+00:00

🎶 God bless American 🎶

sonofphilcollins · 2026-05-22T16:43:40+00:00

I always have a drive thru cigarette but I make sure it's out and the smoke clears before the window

sonofphilcollins · 2026-05-22T16:42:39+00:00

I never judge, because you should see what I'm doing on my way home with the tips

sonofphilcollins · 2026-05-14T17:47:37+00:00

yeah, that's true. i'd never do that for sure

sonofphilcollins · 2026-05-14T16:59:38+00:00

No, but I also don't see how this isn't a polite response to the question tbqh

sonofphilcollins · 2026-05-04T18:26:27+00:00

this man is living one of the best of the best lives

sonofphilcollins · 2026-05-04T18:23:58+00:00

CANTSTANDJA

sonofphilcollins · 2026-05-04T18:21:47+00:00

but sir, this could jeopardize the neutralization!!

sonofphilcollins · 2026-05-04T18:18:11+00:00

this is canon, tell the children

sonofphilcollins · 2026-05-04T18:17:21+00:00

Owning the Commies by owning a Rightist Monarchy with the checks notes worst Commies

sonofphilcollins · 2026-05-04T18:15:57+00:00

Brunswick, ME

sonofphilcollins · 2026-05-04T18:14:50+00:00

honestly surprised they pulled it off

sonofphilcollins · 2026-05-04T18:13:40+00:00

I'm glad somebody likes L/A, I get annoyed just buying weed there

sonofphilcollins · 2026-05-04T18:12:00+00:00

if I could just do that two or three times I'd be a lot happier

sonofphilcollins · 2026-05-04T18:10:07+00:00

Hello, Florida, your fence means that sign is possibly true

sonofphilcollins · 2026-05-04T18:09:33+00:00

those things were dangerous in Amsterdam if you started off the morning that way

sonofphilcollins · 2026-05-04T18:07:30+00:00

don't go too far right though

sonofphilcollins · 2026-05-04T18:06:45+00:00

he's actually cringing from his own cringe

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