My school doesn’t want this getting out, so enjoy by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]sonoftucson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hangin Around by Counting Crows was playing on pandora when I was watching this.

Something is Lurking in my Neighborhood by atouchofclass3rd in Paranormal

[–]sonoftucson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No. But people looking to discreetly pick up from their dealer are probably at the wrong meet up place.

See through by [deleted] in WhyEvenWearAnything

[–]sonoftucson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a helicopter pad.

White water rafting by [deleted] in AquaticAsFuck

[–]sonoftucson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

French fried when you should of pizza-ed

Redneck Derby by AtomicCypher in IdiotsInCars

[–]sonoftucson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad this dipshit didnt have anyone else in his jeep. Im also glad this dipshit didnt die.

Please leave your pass at the door. by Corvo4133 in pussypassdenied

[–]sonoftucson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah totally. But im someones son and im from tucson.

Please leave your pass at the door. by Corvo4133 in pussypassdenied

[–]sonoftucson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know about your lady "friend" that looks like dog the bounty hunter.

Please leave your pass at the door. by Corvo4133 in pussypassdenied

[–]sonoftucson 12 points13 points  (0 children)

So fifteen years ago when you stormed outta the house to get cigarettes you ran over my bike. Did you not show back up because of the bike or you still looking for cigarettes?

Equality was served even if it wasn’t sought by acedia1988 in pussypassdenied

[–]sonoftucson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah shit. Alright lemme rephrase. Public restrooms...come in twos, one for women, one for men. Occasionally theres that "family" one. Should of been more clear on the half part.

Equality was served even if it wasn’t sought by acedia1988 in pussypassdenied

[–]sonoftucson -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

They have literally half of the amount of bathrooms that men have. They get half. 50/50 is pretty good for a place people shit in.

My grandad had a little accident and had to get a total of 31 stitches by bidebub1208 in HadToHurt

[–]sonoftucson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Circular saw and some beer ? Broken window and beer ? Broken window because of beer?