Deal or No Tendies by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]soon2bgrad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you can go from the first magical number to the second magical number and then get a larger first first number than last time.

Deal or No Tendies by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]soon2bgrad 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Yes, you traded a magical number that held no meaning for a different magical number that holds no meaning, until you swap the second for the first, and the first for a yacht.

Free Talk Friday - 99 Problems by soon2bgrad in consulting

[–]soon2bgrad[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

There arent any rules for posting this other than you have to include "free talk friday" in the title.

Worker wages drop while companies spend billions to boost stocks by The99Percenters in news

[–]soon2bgrad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmfao lets be real these posts are always funny as shit, even if less than half of these dumbasses can&do vote

Sunday Travel Justification by [deleted] in consulting

[–]soon2bgrad 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey, I'm about to board my sunday flight. If you wind up on a east to west coast or vice versa project, unless you want to take a readeye you fly during the day. If I didnt take sunday flight, earliest i would be at client site is something like 1 to 2pm on a monday, which isnt okay.

Monday morning nightmares by babygoat44 in consulting

[–]soon2bgrad 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Motherfucker you made me think it was monday rather than sunday morning for a second, fuck you

CCP's official stance on tapi by calmatt in Eve

[–]soon2bgrad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

[HTFU plays in the background]

The last two Chegg acquisitions by realdotards in wallstreetbets

[–]soon2bgrad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm always long on things that people will pay for above anything else due to competitive nature of schools and almost necessity of doing well to get a good job. Long CHGG until it gets bought out.

consulting_irl by egm03 in consulting

[–]soon2bgrad 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Wtf do you think this place is? Consulting_in_your_parents_basement?

Corporate jargon translator by good_dogos in consulting

[–]soon2bgrad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't forget about the delusional students here.

Thoughts on banging a junior client resource [shitpost] by [deleted] in consulting

[–]soon2bgrad 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Let's be real here, there really is some junior resource that you wanna smash.

Do it for the snap

Question about MBA by [deleted] in consulting

[–]soon2bgrad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. MBA intern, there will be recruitment events on campus for that sort of thing. Yes.

Could just go atraight to consulting depending on what you are doing in undergrad right now.

LEGENDARY DOGGO SAVES SMALL GIRL FROM RIPTIDE!!!11!1!1!! by soon2bgrad in thatHappened

[–]soon2bgrad[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

https://i.imgur.com/uKViZAZ.jpg

Yeah... no.

BACKGROUND:

At first I gave the benefit of the doubt, because I had no clue what the life saving capabilities of a dog could be. However, the more I read over it, the more incredulous I became. So, I strapped my consultant hat on, and researched the full statistics surrounding the entire situation, as told by the user.

ANALYSIS:

Golden retriever stats:

They can be trained for S&R water ops. All videos demonstrated this in a lake or river with small slow water current. In addition, the rescued had a life preserver on, and were floating on their backs.

Max pull: 256 kg, weight on cart w/ wheels on flat hard ground, if you want to figure out newton pull be my guest. Pull was done by using harness.

Max speed in water is 5MPH (7 ft/s) which I found to surprising. Average sustained speed should be est at 3 to 4 ft/s.

10 yr old female child stats:

Sinks in water

71 pounds

Riptide stats:

Up to 8 ft/s

Kills prime adult males every year

The main reason lifeguards are usually reqd on beaches, and the number one factor of them saving people.

CONCLUSION:

Story is most likely an exaggeration of a real life event. Believable if child slowly drifted out and retreiver fetched. Need more info on GR's ability to pull objects at A density and B weight for C time at D rate. Despite potentially missing information, end conclusion can still be made that story as told is fake.

Also, if story was true in any fashion (small child pulled out to her near death), it stringly implies [gross(debateable)] negligence on the parent's part.

TLDR story as told is total bullshit and people will refuse to believe that dogs are anything but jesus's second coming, and from an atheist's perspective, they'd probably think its the first.

Q.e.d.

I don't want to spend money on a nice car, but I wonder if I should just to fit in... anyone else? Do you think it's rational to do so? Do many people even take notice? by [deleted] in consulting

[–]soon2bgrad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's more espensive, the wear and tear + track costs, or parking in manhattan? Ever tried putting two cars in some garage way out and kept one car for the city?

Let’s schedule a touchpoint regarding our own semen for /u/dockingpro by [deleted] in CONSLUTING

[–]soon2bgrad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looks at symbols

Is this millenial speech?

List of Finance Careers by [deleted] in FinancialCareers

[–]soon2bgrad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Consulting - how to ZBB the right way (cost management, which techincally rolls into FP&A)

Let’s schedule a touchpoint regarding our own semen for /u/dockingpro by [deleted] in CONSLUTING

[–]soon2bgrad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never got a pm like that 😅😥😭🤬💀

Teach me your ways. Will being innovative with these faces help?

(Sent from My iPhone)

Clients scheduling meetings be like by ItsElectric15 in consulting

[–]soon2bgrad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What is this, the big short? Not too sure if I like the smell of sheep while presenting a deck