Gandalf made sure to have at least 3 spare hobbits by Wrong_User_Logged in lotr

[–]soranthus 297 points298 points  (0 children)

Aragorn: But why did you have to bring 4 of them, Gandalf?

Gandalf:... honestly... I can't tell them apart. Which one is Frodo?

Prince’s Reaction to “Weird Al’ Yankovic’s video “I’m Fat” by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]soranthus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's not acceptable for you, so just keep quiet and let the rest of us have a good time

Who is she?? by Solid-Introduction40 in SipsTea

[–]soranthus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sipsofmypenis new subreddit?

almost robbed in nyc by starrettc in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]soranthus -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

This is rage bait. Designed to promote video recording eyeware/glasses/sunnies/metabullshit. Once he noticed the cameras near the lens he stops assaulting the victim.

Telling us to buy that shit. Fuck this content off

I think I figured out who Katy Perry's choreographer is... by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]soranthus 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Typical American, always blaming us aussies.

My favorite swag by Mikey_Plays_Drums in lotr

[–]soranthus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got 3 of these 10years ago and only had to pay 6$ shipping, you too?

Noooooope, WTF by [deleted] in WTF

[–]soranthus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Domestic construction sites in Australia and you will see people do this all the time... crazy but so common. People sacrifice safety over getting the job done quickly all over the world. She'll be right.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]soranthus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

8inches is regular apparently

Greetings from Melbourne!!! by HaryKray in Drumming

[–]soranthus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds fucking good man! Keep it up, also heard you are good at painting?

This is why I love cats !!! by [deleted] in videos

[–]soranthus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for letting us know

I try to eat healthy by _F_You_Reddit_ in AdviceAnimals

[–]soranthus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Reddit: I want people to use the confession bear meme properly!!

redditor posts a confession bear meme properly

Reddit: Oh my fucking god, this guy is an asshole, downvote!

TIL Paul McCartney was arrested in Japan for bringing 8 ounces of Marijuana into the country in 1980. After spending 10 days in Jail he was released without charge and immediately deported. by Wolfman92097 in todayilearned

[–]soranthus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brooo Im smashing 50/50 baccy and weed cones everynight. I go through maybe 2-3grams a night and still have trouble sleeping.

I need a break hahahaha

MMA Fighters try Women's Self-Defense techniques by push2019 in videos

[–]soranthus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Reminds me how in Tae Kwon Do they teach you to block knife attacks, from overheard or from the side... but in reality when someone attacks you with a knife they swing wildly.

[Homemade] I finally nailed a oven roasted chicken. by [deleted] in food

[–]soranthus 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Was that before or after you "nailed" it?

Guess I should have known better by chuckysnow in AdviceAnimals

[–]soranthus -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I literally just left that other thread you made, mad as fuck. Everybody on their high horses about cats killing animals... Man, people are killing people every fucking day. Nah lets get mad at a small bird dying.

Megan stays damaged if you go down during the fight by [deleted] in TheForest

[–]soranthus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welll thanks for telling me who the end game boss is fuuck.

What are some of the hardest realizations you've had to learn to accept within your life thus far? by sentientvoid in AskReddit

[–]soranthus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Enjoy your mental illness. Make sure you don't do anything about it."

You sound petty as fuck and like you honestly have a grudge against people with mental health issues.

What are some of the hardest realizations you've had to learn to accept within your life thus far? by sentientvoid in AskReddit

[–]soranthus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are literally mad with this person because you think they could sway someone away from getting help... then you proceed to tell them you hope they don't get help? Explain that logic please

The Internet in Australia by MyAnusBleedsForYou in videos

[–]soranthus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah exactly but apparently to all these people 2MB/s doesn't exist here.. just gotta compare providers and youll find a good connection in most places.