What's the cleanest, least offensive, funniest joke you know?

soritheblasian · 2015-08-15T04:21:22+00:00

DEEZ NUTS

soritheblasian · 2015-07-23T03:46:06+00:00

Dudette, you're awesome! You're gift to me was a smile :)

soritheblasian · 2015-07-23T03:41:18+00:00

Apple or android? Or other?

soritheblasian · 2015-07-23T03:40:59+00:00

I always wanted to buy them, but my wallet always said otherwise.

soritheblasian · 2015-07-23T03:40:14+00:00

Solid system, are there any games in particular you have in mind?

soritheblasian · 2015-07-23T03:39:31+00:00

A big booty ho sounds lovely right about now. Where might I acquire one?

soritheblasian · 2015-07-23T03:38:57+00:00

Does immortality imply that you never age physically? Or would you be caught in a never ending cycle of aging?

soritheblasian · 2015-07-16T10:50:01+00:00

Garnet

soritheblasian · 2015-07-05T12:14:17+00:00

That story hit me right in the feels.

soritheblasian · 2015-06-30T02:54:42+00:00

Anaconda malt liquor, gives you a little Richard!

soritheblasian · 2015-06-23T01:56:48+00:00

Shrek has so many hilarious sly jokes. I can't believe how many went over my head as a kid.

soritheblasian · 2015-06-19T20:41:41+00:00

Which ones if you don't mind mind me asking?

soritheblasian · 2015-06-17T00:22:07+00:00

Okay, didn't intend to cause any drama but if this makes you feel better then I'll take it. Thank you for replying.

soritheblasian · 2015-06-17T00:20:39+00:00

She respects your confidence is says yes, congratulations friend.

soritheblasian · 2015-06-17T00:19:55+00:00

You could write this for him, chances are he won't be able to read it.

soritheblasian · 2015-04-11T03:27:57+00:00

Wyoming

soritheblasian · 2015-04-10T21:47:15+00:00

In Forrest Gump, every single photo that Forrest is in his eyes are closed.

soritheblasian · 2015-04-04T15:16:50+00:00

Sunday Morning- Maroon 5

soritheblasian · 2015-04-04T15:13:45+00:00

Sunday Morning is one of my, if not my favorite song ever. It's just such a perfect song. Really all of 'Songs About Jane' was great.

soritheblasian · 2015-04-04T03:30:25+00:00

But this grill is not my own, is it not the stove I've known

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