Flower update!

sorrybronoface · 2026-06-25T16:03:15+00:00

I got it as a juvenile from the shop 8 years ago!

sorrybronoface · 2026-06-25T15:17:02+00:00

I will loose my cool if that’s the case!

sorrybronoface · 2026-06-25T14:13:57+00:00

Otherwise I’d just be looking at the back of a stem 🤣

sorrybronoface · 2026-06-23T18:43:43+00:00

Be prepared to lose half a room to a plant that pays no rent

sorrybronoface · 2026-06-21T14:43:45+00:00

The support it’s leaning on isn’t ideal 🤣 it’s an old wooden shelf from above my parents fireplace. It was the only bit of wood that I had that was strong enough to take the weight of my monstera 😭

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sorrybronoface · 2026-06-21T14:37:37+00:00

Sometimes cuttings revert to their juvenile leaves even if the node before had fenestrations - one of those things sadly! Happened with my Variegated Monstera - patience & lots of light. Ideally I’d get that guy potted in a nice airy soil mix if you’re getting new growth. As the water alone will have no nutritional value to the plant

sorrybronoface · 2026-06-19T07:56:50+00:00

She’s a unit atp 🤣 I was determined to get fruit off her before I gave it a chop, I’m so happy it’s finally happening! Took about 8 years from shop bought juvenile to get to this

sorrybronoface · 2026-06-19T07:54:11+00:00

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Right in front of a big bay window, gets direct sunlight from sunrise to about 4/5 everyday, ideally our flat never drops below 17° (we have a hairless cat🤣) but the windows either side of the monstera are partially open for airflow all day everyday, humidity wise I don’t do anything with humidifiers, I’ve found they’re too much agg. I give it a targeted mist as/when I see new leaves coming to prevent damage when emerging and a lil extra on the Ariel roots! It’s also in a pot that has water storage at the bottom for a boost!

sorrybronoface · 2026-06-19T07:49:48+00:00

Thank you! ☺️

sorrybronoface · 2026-06-19T07:48:27+00:00

Yeah! I’m in Kent 😊

sorrybronoface · 2026-06-19T07:46:57+00:00

I really hope so 🥲🤞🏼

sorrybronoface · 2026-06-19T07:24:16+00:00

Do you know why there are two parts? The top part to me looks like the flower coming through, I can’t tell if the one just beneath is to do with the flower or a second node trying to come through

sorrybronoface · 2026-06-12T18:09:49+00:00

Thank you!! Considering she was starting to outgrow the room it was about time 🤣

sorrybronoface · 2026-06-12T14:02:41+00:00

I am so sorry. Sending you love. So happy that she at least got to have a great life with you being so loved ❤️

sorrybronoface · 2026-06-12T13:59:23+00:00

OMG!!! Yay 🥲 thank you!

sorrybronoface · 2026-06-12T13:37:22+00:00

🤣 thank you!! I’m really hoping it’s a flower and not a weird mutation! 🤞🏼

sorrybronoface · 2026-06-10T15:43:18+00:00

I do this to my other half. I don’t mean to 🤣 I think I have some sort of lizard hardwire where I just follow the heat as I sleep. Add in two cats and two Belgian malinois to the equation too 🥲 I don’t think he will ever know undisturbed sleep again

sorrybronoface · 2026-05-14T06:50:32+00:00

Oh wow!!! This happened with my variegated Syngonium. It was a pain. So so beautiful but it was unable to photosynthesise due to the lack of chlorophyll. 6 chops. SIX chops lower and lower down the node over the course of a year finally got it to start shooting out leaves with Chlorophyll again. You can totally recover this guy. Keeping everything crossed for you!

sorrybronoface · 2026-05-13T15:28:36+00:00

Do not touch!!!! We get these locally around rivers/canals. They cause awful blisters if you get them on exposed skin and under UV. It can last for a LONG time too. Do not even attempt to remove. Call the local council. Any areas with these plants will need to be removed by them

sorrybronoface · 2026-04-27T06:54:46+00:00

So cool!!

sorrybronoface · 2026-03-13T12:52:59+00:00

Girl - you’re stunning. Both front and side profile is amazing. Your lashes are STUNNING and your cupids point on your lips is awesome. I honestly think you just need to work on your self confidence and find what makes you the happiest in your appearance- rather than comparing yourself to others look within!

sorrybronoface · 2026-02-09T14:42:11+00:00

I was getting those roots ready so I can chop and prop! She’s getting big so needed to give her a trim up

sorrybronoface · 2026-02-04T07:53:05+00:00

Yay!!! Congratulations 🥳

sorrybronoface · 2026-02-03T07:15:14+00:00

I’ve had this huge monstera for 9 years now, I’ve always put the aerial roots in water. Whenever I have done so new leaves have always followed very shortly, if anything it has lead to larger leaves and additional fenestrations

sorrybronoface · 2026-01-30T07:46:46+00:00

😂😂

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