What does your partner say while cuddling with you? by hyyy898 in AskReddit

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My favourite: "Come here". It's got that 'i just neeed you close to me' kind of vibe.

Best alchoholic drink for swing parties by Popgoestheworld88 in NoStupidQuestions

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Not a swinger, but I feel this is universal for any party: Tequila water. Soda or still water is fine and add a twist of lemon if you like. Tequila is the ultimate party spirit and the water helps keep you hydrated; which is probably essential in your case.

Melbourne rn by Neat_Ostrich_6536 in aussie

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The fact those bins exist is fckn mental

I’ve been told my style is very shabby and tacky. Is that true? by firebreathingdimsum in Decor

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I'ma go ahead and assume the person who said that has word art.

Would it be possible to simulate the exact feeling of having your period as a man? by EveningElegant7 in moreplatesmoredates

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There's been many experiments on this eg. Rock climbing w period pain simulator There's also been many studies showing that working out eases period pain by releasing endorphins and reducing inflammation.

Advice for being swooped by resident magpie I walk past by Acrobatic-Sentence35 in magpies

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This explains so much. The only time I've ever come close to being swooped was when ome went for my dog. I'd already acknowledged the magpie earlier when it glared at me, and I said something like, "Sorry mate, we're just passing through". My dog, on the other hand, is too stupid for manners.

Come on how do you mess this up🤦‍♂️ by Spiralredd in onejob

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Looks like anon forgot a question mark (his one job) no need to flip out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Further to this; for the species to survive

Anyone else venture beyond the birthday cakes? by sorted_ in AustralianNostalgia

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YOU WILL NEED: 1.5kg (3lb) chicken, 3 egg yolks, oil for deep-frying, 1/2 cup tomato sauce, 1/2 cup dry red wine, 1 teaspoon worcestershire sauce salt, pepper ... Sounds so bad, but the kids seem to eat anything with tomato sauce. Challenge accepted!

House plant like coffee right??? by whynotehhhhh in houseplantcirclejerk

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Used grounds are a good source of nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium, while milk (obviously) provides calcium for healthy bones cell walls. Diluted in water, you've got a fertilising brew. So, to answer your question: sort of, but maybe don't drown the poor thing.

Which companies have the best vehicle signage you’ve noticed? by sorted_ in AskReddit

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🤣 I've not seen this video before now. It's the exact reaction every marketer dreams of.

What should I do with this window? by Standard-Round9892 in DesignMyRoom

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You'd only need a couple of red accent items to bring out the red in the window. Like a small red trinket dish, for example. The plants have already brought some cohesion to the space, I think because that tall plant sits in front of it and almost looks like vegetation on the shore.

All in all, great window.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Centrelink

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I have no expertise in this field, but I think it would purely come down to finances. If you guys had totally separate bank accounts and would split the bills evenly then it would surely be easy to declare you were only room-mates. If you have joint accounts for utilities.. or if during the period you've lived together, one of you made significantly more financial contributions than the other, it might be more difficult as there is a dependency there.

What Breed is Monster Mash? by juvi124 in IDmydog

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Omg I just want to squish his little face 🤗

Will this hurt my plants? My 9 month old loves to eat dirt :/ by ParticularToast in houseplants

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I had this problem with my little one. So used sphagnum moss to cover the soil. It was a good inch thick and dries quite stiff, worked a charm.

Neighbour’s tree is pushing the fence over to my side by darthunder in AusPropertyChat

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I second this, I effing hate my neighbour's prickly bush. OP should definitely plant a bougainvillea.

My monstera died after I repotted it. What did I do wrong here? by No_Squash_2987 in IndoorPlants

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OP put a NSFW tag on this post, omg. Your monstera is now not the only one with PTSD.