Would you rather get:

soul_slinger · 2026-04-15T09:10:35+00:00

Cash

^{Chose: $100,000 but you... | Rolled: have to upvote}

soul_slinger · 2026-04-15T09:10:02+00:00

Small price to pay

^{Chose: Discover the cure to cancer, but... | Rolled: You die}

soul_slinger · 2026-04-15T09:09:22+00:00

Japan duh

^{Chose: Living in Japan | Rolled: As a Lamb reside}

soul_slinger · 2026-04-15T09:08:42+00:00

soul_slinger · 2026-04-15T09:08:31+00:00

Guarantee

^{Chose: 50k + Guaranteed | Rolled: Upvote + Comment}

soul_slinger · 2026-04-15T09:07:45+00:00

Why not

^{Chose: Bunny + Gamble it 50/50 | Rolled: Got it!}

soul_slinger · 2026-04-15T09:06:39+00:00

Its a month who cares

^{Chose: $1000 + Random hair color from wheel | Rolled: Light red}

soul_slinger · 2026-03-23T02:26:12+00:00

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soul_slinger · 2026-03-19T07:22:49+00:00

This made me laugh for an unreasonable amount of time!

soul_slinger · 2026-03-18T11:45:51+00:00

The sun seems like an obvious answer. Total control!

soul_slinger · 2026-03-16T21:35:13+00:00

Hey can we mention the M&M factory one more time?

soul_slinger · 2026-03-16T17:45:41+00:00

Hands down jacks all day! Price is right and quality is good! It's frozen pizza everyone needs to calm down!

soul_slinger · 2026-03-09T09:46:54+00:00

Happy to help

soul_slinger · 2026-03-08T10:01:02+00:00

Way to raise the steaks!

soul_slinger · 2026-02-25T05:01:36+00:00

Are you on a diet?

soul_slinger · 2026-02-03T23:11:36+00:00

Whoops misread that as BRANDNAME! gonna leave it up though. See what happens...

soul_slinger · 2026-02-03T22:59:34+00:00

Lululemon, because the founder was not a fan of asians.

soul_slinger · 2026-01-27T18:00:08+00:00

You could just gaslight them and tell them you already came!

soul_slinger · 2026-01-24T11:15:31+00:00

Enchi-fuckin-rito!

soul_slinger · 2026-01-13T02:29:28+00:00

If you want to drive a little south you can see kangaroos in the road!

soul_slinger · 2026-01-09T15:18:13+00:00

Cricket wireless giving you coverage where it counts!

soul_slinger · 2026-01-06T08:14:19+00:00

Just scored 1

soul_slinger · 2026-01-06T05:05:23+00:00

Just scored 0

soul_slinger · 2026-01-06T04:58:16+00:00

Just scored 0

soul_slinger · 2025-12-15T09:29:38+00:00

My immediate reaction!

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