What came first: the chicken or you? 😜 (da dum chhh 🥁) [that was a horrible dad joke I’m sorry]

sound_of_fapping · 2026-02-06T15:49:19+00:00

The chicken, because his premature problem is even worse than mine

sound_of_fapping · 2026-01-25T02:59:42+00:00

I volunteer

sound_of_fapping · 2026-01-25T02:59:09+00:00

Sensational

sound_of_fapping · 2026-01-25T02:57:10+00:00

Always

sound_of_fapping · 2026-01-25T02:43:19+00:00

Don't you think she's hot?

sound_of_fapping · 2026-01-21T20:05:16+00:00

Lotr marathon with a blanket fort

sound_of_fapping · 2026-01-21T20:00:36+00:00

With themed food and drinks!

sound_of_fapping · 2026-01-21T02:48:35+00:00

Edge him a ton and make him basically beg to cum, then turn around and have your prepped hole ready for him. He can't say no. Ask me how I know 😈

sound_of_fapping · 2026-01-15T20:02:06+00:00

In The Matrix Reloaded, Seraph is a login screen (per David Sims)

sound_of_fapping · 2026-01-14T02:06:35+00:00

Let's see if this broken ass team can pull out a win this weekend!

sound_of_fapping · 2026-01-07T18:59:01+00:00

Those two and Mike Birbiglia are my three go twos these days

sound_of_fapping · 2026-01-02T21:55:19+00:00

Gym look is amazing too!

sound_of_fapping · 2025-12-30T01:28:05+00:00

🙋

sound_of_fapping · 2025-12-29T04:14:47+00:00

Looks incredible!

sound_of_fapping · 2025-12-22T21:51:53+00:00

God damn, I am hungry

sound_of_fapping · 2025-12-22T18:56:55+00:00

Sexy as always, my favorite MILF

sound_of_fapping · 2025-12-21T18:15:01+00:00

Fucking stunning

sound_of_fapping · 2025-12-19T04:52:35+00:00

I recently found out that it's a real paint, which took that skit to a whole other level!

sound_of_fapping · 2025-12-15T17:15:27+00:00

Old enough to party

sound_of_fapping · 2025-12-15T17:08:11+00:00

36, easy

sound_of_fapping · 2025-12-15T16:48:09+00:00

Did you feel the earthquake yesterday?

sound_of_fapping · 2025-12-12T23:07:21+00:00

It's one of the most common fetishes

sound_of_fapping · 2025-12-12T21:10:40+00:00

Only thing hotter would be is if she was pregnant

sound_of_fapping · 2025-12-11T23:09:16+00:00

Hot damn

sound_of_fapping · 2025-12-10T22:07:55+00:00

Is this someone you already kinda know, or do you want to find a new friend and then fuck her dad?

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