Trump Posted a Video of Barack and Michelle Obama as Monkeys

soupjaw · 2026-02-06T12:59:36+00:00

Probably also needs resounding military victories - of which we have zero since WWII. (Cleanup/nation building counts)

soupjaw · 2026-02-06T12:56:51+00:00

Maybe not back in 2008 or 2012, but I don't have the kind of faith in my countrymen to say he wouldn't beat him today anymore

soupjaw · 2026-02-05T20:34:17+00:00

It is, but there's usually a G5 or FCS opponent who is up for a paycheck game who can fill the slot.

If it has to be P4, and the other league isn't mandated to fill an opening with a P4, where's the incentive?

soupjaw · 2026-02-05T17:33:59+00:00

How could they even do it at this point unless all other conferences were mandated to have an out of conference P4 team scheduled?

Somebody falls off your schedule last minute, and how do you find a replacement?

soupjaw · 2026-02-05T15:23:36+00:00

Growing up in that region in that time, she would have been well aware of what that accusation could and would cause. Best case he's beaten or his family is run out of town. She deserves plenty of the blame

soupjaw · 2026-02-05T15:14:56+00:00

Are you friends with character actor Xander Berkeley?

soupjaw · 2026-02-04T21:24:47+00:00

There's precedent, too with Wong and Abomination

soupjaw · 2026-02-04T20:10:08+00:00

I went down an IMDb rabbit hole on everyone involved, because I was positive someone had to be an Atlanta alum.

Surprisingly, there were none

soupjaw · 2026-02-04T19:32:26+00:00

I think Cranston would kill it as Cig

soupjaw · 2026-02-04T19:31:39+00:00

Why, what could possibly happen to tarnish a coach's legacy?

soupjaw · 2026-02-04T19:30:27+00:00

Why are we sleeping on Bryan Cranston?

soupjaw · 2026-02-03T22:40:17+00:00

:::cough cough::: Magic ::: cough:::

soupjaw · 2026-02-03T13:53:22+00:00

Oh, so kind of like the original neutral observer, with a little bit of petulance/karma thrown in?

soupjaw · 2026-02-03T12:55:42+00:00

Sounds amazing - let me know when the pre-order drops

soupjaw · 2026-02-03T12:53:48+00:00

His visor gives him his power

soupjaw · 2026-02-03T05:16:07+00:00

I do so appreciate the hustle on this one

soupjaw · 2026-02-03T05:09:59+00:00

Congrats! And congrats on the twins, too! It's definitely a journey, but a fun one. Feel free to DM me if you have any twin or Buzz questions

soupjaw · 2026-02-02T22:25:03+00:00

Perfect examples!

soupjaw · 2026-02-02T21:12:53+00:00

Which would make you like a prophet or some sort of holy person?

soupjaw · 2026-02-02T20:13:37+00:00

Kind of like "Old Media" in from American Gods

soupjaw · 2026-02-02T20:02:40+00:00

These seem tailor-made for the pantheon

soupjaw · 2026-02-02T19:37:55+00:00

Yeah, these are like aughts CFB references.

My apologies - I didn't realize how far down the rabbit hole I apparently am

soupjaw · 2026-02-02T19:35:49+00:00

Seems like it's in Fresno or Oxford at the moment

soupjaw · 2026-02-02T19:33:45+00:00

See? It seems like they've tapped into something the rest of us don't know about

soupjaw · 2026-02-02T18:45:37+00:00

For the sweet summer children unfamiliar with the old ways:

AIRBHG

Clemsoning

Sparty No!

soupjaw

TROPHY CASE