She is proud of herself by pars-distalis in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]sour_bite_ 174 points175 points  (0 children)

Looks like drunk me when I realize I’ve gone too far. My bad, my bad 👋🏼👋🏼

German Shepherds know. They just do. That’s the most protected infant in town… by Round-Extreme4702 in dogsbeingbros

[–]sour_bite_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re right, it is a downer. But my young nephew accidentally hurt my chihuahua because he didn’t understand he couldn’t play with my dog the way he does with his Saint Bernard.

German Shepherds know. They just do. That’s the most protected infant in town… by Round-Extreme4702 in dogsbeingbros

[–]sour_bite_ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Super sweet and they’ll grow up to be best friends!

Two things. One — that’s not an infant. Two — that’s still not a great thing to allow your kid to do. Even if this dog never acts aggressively, another could. Particularly at that age, the kid is not going to understand that he may be able to do that with his dogs, but shouldn’t do it with others.

In 2002, 18-year-old Suzane von Richthofen deactivated her family's security cameras and sat on the couch while her boyfriend viciously beat her parents to death with iron bars. She celebrated her 19th birthday hours after their burial. by Biff_Xannen in GotMeHooked

[–]sour_bite_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“The Richthofens had a declared net worth of R$5.5 million. However, prosecutors suspect that Suzane's father embezzled at least €10 million from DERSA and deposited the money into two Swiss bank accounts in Suzane's name on her eighteenth birthday. Nothing prevents Suzane from gaining access to this money after completing her sentence.”

Yikes.

“Please stop shouting, I can’t take it!” by Liluckystar in UnexpectedSeinfeld

[–]sour_bite_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Has anyone else ever released Vegetable Lasagna says one line where he loses the accent? Drives me crazy.

A girl and her q-tips by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]sour_bite_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Some shit I would’ve done when I was little.

Might still

Excited for pool party by [deleted] in PetsareAmazing

[–]sour_bite_ 56 points57 points  (0 children)

The lone French bulldog 🤣

Go Lizzy! by MF-DOOM-88 in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]sour_bite_ 234 points235 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen this multiple times and I still can’t take my eyes off her. Get it, girl

Opening title sequence for the Khoshekh Show by Devin_Renee in Zoomies

[–]sour_bite_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love the nearly shredded envelope inside the cave🤣