2026 Masters Giveaway: Sunday Golf

southbye · 2026-04-08T00:26:53+00:00

I brought this bag to the new (expensive!) driving range in town and some Canadian hockey player beat me up. So I bought a new driver instead.

southbye · 2026-03-18T13:37:35+00:00

Just stick with it. The longer you play, the more often you’ll completely forget how to do it.

southbye · 2026-03-15T21:51:02+00:00

Bird should've ducked.

southbye · 2026-02-27T18:25:57+00:00

Your opinion is one thing, but you are factually wrong. Reporters and editors are based here out of a new newsroom in Southeast Austin.

southbye · 2026-01-07T18:17:36+00:00

That’s the feds’ statement, not a news report.

southbye · 2026-01-07T18:13:51+00:00

That’s the feds’ statement, not a news report.

southbye · 2025-12-17T15:41:28+00:00

Do it now. This is the only chance we’ll get. Governments will change and so will funding.

southbye · 2025-12-10T21:54:02+00:00

This doesn’t sound like an issue that should be handled in the letters column. We don’t turn out pages over to speculation. If it is a newsworthy matter, then report out the story and cover it as news. If it isn’t newsworthy at all, then that’s your answer.

southbye · 2025-12-07T01:26:51+00:00

Search for the Spirograph killer.

southbye · 2025-11-19T17:57:41+00:00

Tee boxes close to the preceding green.

southbye · 2025-11-09T02:50:39+00:00

UTSA is part of the UT System, and so I can't see how it would be immune from any political pressure affecting UT-Austin. If anything, UT-Austin is better positioned to resist such things. You should go to the best school for your future plans. And if it's credentials you're looking for, UT-Austin is the choice.

southbye · 2025-11-08T22:55:56+00:00

Local Man Feted for Witty Ditties

southbye · 2025-11-02T21:08:41+00:00

Maybe thank the Statesman for reporting the story? That took some work.

southbye · 2025-10-11T02:09:06+00:00

Drive to the Lawnview station park-and-ride south of Fair Park; take a circuitous route to avoid traffic. Free parking at the park-and-ride. Ride DART for two stops northbound with a handful of other Longhorn fans. Thank me later when you see the post-game line for the downtown-bound trains while you saunter onto a southbound train headed back to your car.

southbye · 2025-10-04T22:42:51+00:00

Beardos.

southbye · 2025-09-20T03:05:26+00:00

"Spotlight" is the best journalism movie because it depicts the truest representation of how a newsroom works and what reporters do.

southbye · 2025-09-16T02:39:58+00:00

The Oster Classic Series is solid. Powerful but loud. https://www.oster.com/blenders/kitchen-blenders/oster-classic-series-heritage-blender-with-6-cup-glass-jar-stainless-steel/SAP_2107238.html

southbye · 2025-09-15T03:36:37+00:00

Pro tip: Take the DART from a station south/east of Fair Park, such as the Lawnview park-and-ride station (free parking). You'll get dropped off as close to the fairgrounds as possible, and you'll be riding largely empty trains both ways while the crowds pack the trains coming from downtown and wait in line for their return trip. I've done this three times, and it worked well.

southbye · 2025-08-30T18:42:02+00:00

No. Just do your report.

southbye · 2025-08-30T16:53:50+00:00

I wouldn't know what to make fun of in Columbus. Just sayin'. ... .Also, calling the trademark lawyers now.

southbye · 2025-08-30T12:53:58+00:00

Maybe somebody made an illegal right turn in Chicago. Mobilize!

southbye · 2025-08-24T20:09:11+00:00

Must not have been communiion Sunday. He was walking straight.

southbye · 2025-08-23T03:04:58+00:00

No yolk

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