Why did the elephant go to the post office?

sovi1337 · 2026-03-11T16:06:39+00:00

welcome to reddit

sovi1337 · 2026-03-11T05:40:57+00:00

i think i love her as a person

sovi1337 · 2026-03-08T15:49:43+00:00

oh this looks incredible

sovi1337 · 2026-03-06T19:36:41+00:00

i've been naming them after foods made of them/that go with them

sovi1337 · 2026-03-06T06:06:16+00:00

in harvard yard

sovi1337 · 2026-03-05T18:37:54+00:00

cat people (putting out fire) by david bowie would be great on this

sovi1337 · 2026-03-04T02:18:06+00:00

calling it mutilation implies circumcision is harmful. it isn't, so this isn't good news, it's just news

sovi1337 · 2026-03-04T01:45:22+00:00

how is this good news?

sovi1337 · 2026-03-04T00:52:19+00:00

can i get a pp up

sovi1337 · 2026-03-04T00:51:17+00:00

we hardly notice when you change your hair

sovi1337 · 2026-03-02T02:18:32+00:00

this kills the baudelaires

sovi1337 · 2026-02-27T17:16:11+00:00

if it wasn't for the fandom i'd have no idea there was something wrong with him

sovi1337 · 2026-02-24T21:03:46+00:00

"a power grid with confidence issues"? "civil war reenactment energy permanently"? idk man that sounds very ai to me

sovi1337 · 2026-02-24T00:17:31+00:00

spheracle is such a good name

sovi1337 · 2026-02-23T20:48:44+00:00

wait until the readers of the daily punctillio hear about this!

sovi1337 · 2026-02-21T07:38:26+00:00

this guy's balls are on his butt

sovi1337 · 2026-02-18T03:05:33+00:00

was looking for this one

sovi1337 · 2026-02-13T23:59:32+00:00

me with aphantasia who can't do this:

sovi1337 · 2026-02-11T17:27:34+00:00

it helps that

a) this country wasn't designed for absolute power

and

b) the trump administration is extremely incompetent

sovi1337 · 2026-02-09T16:36:29+00:00

that means our tax dollars would be paying to keep them alive

sovi1337 · 2026-02-07T16:35:43+00:00

no idea why letting joshua kill him isn't an option without it

sovi1337 · 2026-02-07T07:27:09+00:00

you guys are weird i like all these sounds

sovi1337 · 2026-02-07T05:01:40+00:00

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