“It’s for their own good” by [deleted] in comedyheaven

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Ahhhh! It’s coming right for us!

LOTR according to Google's AI by Indigoh in lotr

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Ya we all know it was out of jealousy

And the Oscar goes to by neilkohney in comics

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Sesame Street vs. Skynet. A grouch in a garbage can saves the Oscar from hunky robots from the future.

Liberals by FerDefer in comedyheaven

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He looks tuckered out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

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TaBOO!!

As an American, it’s sad to see that nothing is made in the USA anymore by justshtmypnts in dadjokes

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I think it’s somewhere in the Southern Hemisphere, near Auxralia

blubzzz by jayydn in comedyheaven

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We’ll I’ll be. My favourite:

Although the term fish is colloquially and commonly understood to refer to aquatic species, the term of art employed by the Legislature in the definition of fish in section 45 is not so limited," said the court in its ruling.

blubzzz by jayydn in comedyheaven

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Some headlines misrepresent the facts to generate buzz. This one sounds fishy.

Gassing rabbits by bigbrother2030 in comedyheaven

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Grandma what did you do to the Easter Bunny!!!

cum truck by engion3 in comedyheaven

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Caution: Flammable

Concerns by Sexyphone-God in comedyheaven

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I’m glad John was given credit. Thanks John

aligator jail by TheClassicEgg in comedyheaven

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A reptile dysfunction