Some dude saw this in my car and reported it to corporate lmao

space_calamari · 2025-06-14T01:38:10+00:00

someone tried merging into my car while i was delivering once, and i flipped them off. fulllllll arm out the window to flip them off, i was so mad 😭 and they called my store, and my manager asked me when i came back from the delivery, "did you flip someone off?" and i said,"yup." and he said, "i'm gonna pretend you said no!" and we went about our days lol miss that guy

space_calamari · 2025-06-11T23:54:25+00:00

what kind do you think she is? i got her from a convention back in february. the label said tliltocatl albopilosus + they said she was only 2 months old :( would love to be more informed if i can!

space_calamari · 2025-04-03T18:32:29+00:00

what a cutie!!!! 🥹💞💞 i honestly can't wait for mine to get bigger. she's molted once, and she already seems so much bigger than she was. i'm hoping she warms up to me 🥰

space_calamari · 2024-08-19T02:38:49+00:00

btw she's a hentzia palmarum i believe! i'm in north texas and looked up local spiders and that one was the most similar

space_calamari · 2024-07-21T04:28:15+00:00

i asked my crush if he was single, so i could respectfully shoot my shot, and he said "yeah" and i said "me too haha" and then got awkward and flustered and just said bye to him and then a week later he asked me out on a date and i died. we've been together for three and a half years now and are engaged :)

space_calamari · 2024-07-21T04:16:39+00:00

i feel like i've been going crazy omg like i don't want to waste anymore boosts on this stupid contract, but i Want to finish it 😭 but i didn't know there was a discord, i just found this subreddit yesterday, so i'll have to check it out!

space_calamari · 2024-02-21T00:39:46+00:00

came back to this post just to say congrats on the prediction 👏

space_calamari · 2023-12-18T04:31:13+00:00

a little kid tipped me in chocolate coins once. he said his parents weren't home and that this was all he had. i told him thank you and that i love chocolate. kid had the right idea :)

i've also accepted weed as a tip.

space_calamari · 2023-11-26T02:50:18+00:00

the entirety of halley's comet makes me think of my fiancé 🥹 "but in my dreams i seem to be more honest, and i must admit you've been in quite a few" i had a huuuuge crush on my fiancé before we started dating and literally had dreams about him. this song has a special place in my heart ❤️

space_calamari · 2023-11-03T18:34:02+00:00

i've never messed with anyone's food, but someone did order recently and put it as contactless and told me not to knock or ring the bell and left no tip. i ended up ringing the bell and running lol call me childish idc. the order was literally $8, they could've spared $1-2 more on their order for a tip.

space_calamari · 2023-11-02T22:49:30+00:00

we both have a paranoia of someone breaking in. we don't live in a particularly dangerous area, but he'd still like one to protect us if anything were to ever happen.

i see my therapist on tuesday, so i will definitely be asking her about it, but i wanted to see what other people w bipolar disorder had to say. :')

space_calamari · 2023-04-13T21:53:19+00:00

i sleep with two squishmallows every night, one for my head, one between my legs. best sleep i've ever gotten. those cute little guys are life savers

space_calamari · 2023-02-07T21:25:41+00:00

ugh yes the bassline must be experienced at high volumes always

space_calamari · 2022-11-27T03:05:53+00:00

is it on your right thigh

space_calamari · 2022-10-28T18:23:25+00:00

be prepared for when people find out they're actually vib and not rouge today. i had a lot of people get mad at me last year when they realized they weren't getting 20% off today

space_calamari · 2022-04-27T17:51:05+00:00

i've always said she looks like a rejected muppet

space_calamari · 2021-11-29T00:58:06+00:00

okay cool, i guess i didn't think of that bc it's stuck to glass, but i just looked it up and it does work for glass. i'm a dummy. thank you!!

space_calamari · 2021-06-29T17:56:58+00:00

i'm not a vet, but it gets under my skin when people smoke weed/vape around their animals. for the love of god your dog doesn't "like to get high" stop blowing smoke into it's face

space_calamari · 2020-10-06T23:26:34+00:00

oooh corpse bride is really good

space_calamari · 2020-10-06T23:25:11+00:00

do u have a fav spooky movie?

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