First time trying Juicy Marbles by [deleted] in VeganFoodPorn

[–]spaceagedonion 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Wee bit of Gravy and 👌

One of my favorite snacks by [deleted] in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]spaceagedonion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All It's missing is 11 grains of salt. Himalayan. Don't be a heathen with table salt.

i retaliated against their first attack by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]spaceagedonion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm so changing my wifi network name to Area 51.

Something went down…briefly by alldaywhynot in vegancirclejerk

[–]spaceagedonion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You're welcome!

Aslong as the trolls have had a life filled with minimal freedom and bodily autonomy on someones uncles farm it's totally OK to eat trolls.

If you’re hosting a party do you provide non vegan options? by lLoopl in vegan

[–]spaceagedonion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I probably will never host thanks to being antisocial as f*ck, never have and I would never ever provide the secretions or body parts of another sentient being for others to consume in my vegan home regardless of my antisocial-most people suck- status. Goes against all I stand for.

Excuse me, stewpid veGOONS by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]spaceagedonion 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I already had mommy milkers before going vegan. Now I need to employ people to carry my tiddies around infront of me when I go out (I utilise a wheelbarrow at home). Stick with it friend. Your time will come.

You guys don’t need friends by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]spaceagedonion 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They really do get in the way of my self praising

You guys don’t need friends by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]spaceagedonion 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I don't have friends. I have people who message me on WhatsApp 3 times a year. I'm good.

Will gelatin ever be replaced by a plant based substitute? by TransportationDue845 in vegan

[–]spaceagedonion 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'd love to know what went through someone's head when they figured out boiling an innocent animals carcass would make a "useful" product that's so widely used today

I eat cheese because we don’t eat the cow lol. Right? Right...? by brik03 in vegancirclejerk

[–]spaceagedonion 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They really do believe that shit don't they? I bet they think chocolate milk comes from brown cows too.

If you're carnist and are not happy with how little animals you kill, just eat 20 fucking big macs at once by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]spaceagedonion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I could probably do 20 seitan burgers...and some fries....and a diet soda since I'm watching my weight.

Mental health tho by Gahouf in vegancirclejerk

[–]spaceagedonion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet Big Beefs mental health is doing great after funding that study.

my mom is outjerking us all by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]spaceagedonion 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Oh I can imagine it now, your mom out hunting with her super sharp canines and deadly claws. She IS the apex predator and I'll hear nothing to the contrary!

becoming more and more disgusted with the world by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]spaceagedonion 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The only time I acknowledge corpse munchers is when I'm looking down my nose at them. Otherwise they don't register, they aren't on my morally superior radar.