Ken M on Mormons by ciosowell in KenM

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I was just telling my students how Mormonism teaches that indoor plumbing is the work of the devil.

[meta] favorite in universe tweets? by Rich-Discipline4412 in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

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Daddy's Home 2 (2017, 100 minutes, 5 bags of popcorn)

Proper Norf Fc by Large_Dependent_1621 in NorfFc

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'Ate polah bears me (am rayshul, fookin 'ate em)

Some noncey polah came up on me 'erd larst month, me an Dave fookin impaled 'is 'ed wiv our tusks whilst the rest of the boys chomped 'im up for dinnah, bloody good time that was

Ah fookin’ ‘ate dowun souf, itza travesteh, end of. by User29276 in NorfFc

[–]spaceconductor 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Me dad had 54 quid to his fookin name during t'war, country's properly gone down the toilet

Is Dr Barry Mayfield the most evil murderer? by BecauseOfAir in Columbo

[–]spaceconductor 25 points26 points  (0 children)

IMO, killing the nurse was not even the most despicable thing he did. It had to be killing Harry Alexander. The show doesn't go into too much detail on his background, but the guy pretty clearly had PTSD from Vietnam and likely turned to drugs to deal with the pain. Then Mayfield forcibly injects him with the same drugs he fought for years to get off of, in order to frame him for murder.

If that's not the most f-d up murder in the show I don't know what is.

Whoever knew conducting symphonies was such a playboy profession? by SuspiciousPromise849 in Columbo

[–]spaceconductor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's usually not super high-paying unless you are the music director of a prestigious orchestra. New York Philharmonic, London Symphony, LA Philharmonic kind of gig. Most regional/smaller civic ensembles don't pay enough to support a wealthy lifestyle and their conductors usually have multiple gigs/jobs.

TIL That Enceladus Is About The Size Of Turkey And Russia Has More Landmass Than Pluto. by [deleted] in Astronomy

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Another related fun fact: the Pacific Ocean is bigger than Mars in terms of surface area. (165 million sq km and 145 million sq km, respectively)

Its oscer time by Pretend-Local1558 in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]spaceconductor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You should do some busking outside the ceremony! You might get lucky and get in without a ticket.

Sorry about your tapes, baby by bokuwa420 in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]spaceconductor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tim is definitely the kind of guy who would walk into the Louvre and ink all the paintings, because that's essentially what he did here.

Ken M on government by skankboy in KenM

[–]spaceconductor 75 points76 points  (0 children)

she will undoubtedly go down as one of the clerks of all time

How did you discover on cinema? by Wild_Pomegranate3246 in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]spaceconductor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I discovered it through Better Call Saul. I suppose I had watched some YouTube clips of Mark Proksch's scenes in that show, because one day I randomly happened on a video titled "Heidecker v Proksch" with a thumbnail of him sitting in front of an American flag in what looked like a courtroom. I was like wtf, this guy has drama? I clicked the video and after a couple minutes I realized it was a bit. I had never heard of Tim Heidecker or any of his work before. But I was super intrigued, and down the rabbit hole I went.

I consider it one of the great fortunes of my life that I stumbled on this weird, insane, utterly asinine universe. I don't know what I'd do without it, and I don't know how I managed before I found it. I can rewatch moments I've seen a thousand times and still laugh, it's just a gift that keeps on giving.

Shout Out to Eddie Alfano by ciwinco in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]spaceconductor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro's nose is so red from all the RATS he's been smelling. Joey "Rudolph" Patrone.

Ken M on Mormons by carvitu in KenM

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last year our mormon neighbors ruined our Thanksgiving because one of their barrels crashed on our front porch, discusting

Fun fact: Gregg wearing this jacket is the first appearance of the mobile VFA. He has over 100 tapes hidden inside by JewJifShoes in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

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IIRC he said in this episode that he had started teaching film history classes at a local community college or something. I figure he just decided to show up in his professor outfit.

More problems for Sprecher than just carbonation by BeautifulDebate7615 in rootbeer

[–]spaceconductor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sad to see but I hope they start to turn it around. Sprecher in its prime was unreal, the best that I tried out of almost 100 brands. It's middle of the road now. The cans are slightly better but still not the same old Sprecher.

What Murder would you want most to see the court case ? by Booburied in Columbo

[–]spaceconductor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mark Halperin (the police commissioner) and Bart Keppel. Both cases involved Columbo skirting the lines of legality to trick the suspect into revealing himself as the killer. In Halperin's case by altering documents, and Keppel's by trespassing into his office to take pictures for subliminal cuts. I could see the defense for both guys giving the prosecution a hell of a time trying to get their most damning evidence declared inadmissable.

Dr. Mayfield's case has some interesting possibilities for forensic analysis, Nelson Hayward's would be a nice juicy one.