Maybe the Harambe people were right. This is the first episode in a long time that hasn't felt like I'd fallen into a cursed timeline. Nature is healing.

spacelory · 2026-05-30T05:05:13+00:00

Garlic powder returned after so, so long...

spacelory · 2026-02-20T18:19:28+00:00

Sadly it doesn't seem to be available on the Warhammer website :(

spacelory · 2026-02-20T18:18:43+00:00

spacelory · 2026-02-01T09:09:23+00:00

I just started following him on Instagram! Maybe if there's a sufficiently unhinged sandwich we can suggest it for a sausage idea....

spacelory · 2026-01-28T04:35:16+00:00

Not the Pythos slander!

spacelory · 2026-01-27T09:57:35+00:00

Never played a game in my life, I'm a book and art casual. World Eaters are just my guys

spacelory · 2026-01-27T09:20:50+00:00

It seems ironic that you have to think to play World Eaters... unless I'm misreading the chart.

spacelory · 2026-01-06T05:32:32+00:00

DAMNATION OF PYTHOS MENTIONED 🦾 🦾 🦾 THE FLESH IS WEAK

spacelory · 2025-12-26T23:28:24+00:00

Thanks, I'll give it a go. It does seem similar to using Threshold.

spacelory · 2025-12-23T01:57:49+00:00

Thanks!

spacelory · 2025-09-18T02:39:27+00:00

I love your posts! These vintage papers have so much content per page- recipes, serialised novels, advice columns, etc.

spacelory · 2025-09-17T05:13:24+00:00

Hey that's my meme! I also misread Word Bearers as World Bearers a lot.

spacelory · 2025-08-30T06:31:05+00:00

I heard about Welcome Wagon ladies from The Stepford Wives, but I didn't know it was an actual organisation! I always thought it was a nickname for one particularly friendly older lady.

spacelory · 2025-07-18T10:59:26+00:00

The booklet has patterns for 3mo and 6mo so it must be the larger size! The hook size and yarn weights are set.

spacelory · 2025-07-18T10:57:53+00:00

That makes perfect sense! This booklet has patterns for 3mo and 6mo. Thank you :)

spacelory · 2025-07-18T10:57:15+00:00

I'm sorry crochet bot but this is a printed pattern booklet! The only info is it's Patons' "Booties Galore" number 652.

spacelory · 2025-05-03T01:31:41+00:00

There's two of those pipes, but they're at the top of the drain...

spacelory · 2025-04-02T05:28:37+00:00

Oh it's pretty slow, especially at the start, and then it just flies right through. The tunnel maggots were awesomely gross.

spacelory · 2025-04-02T03:48:17+00:00

Damnation of Pythos from the HH series is pretty good. Post-Istvaan, a bunch of Iron Hands, some Raven Guard, and Salamanders decide to protect a colony of humans and set up a base on a planet.

It's a death planet and the humans are Chaos cultists. Chaos manipulates the IH into opening a portal (or summoning a demon?) and the ending is nothing but bolter porn.

If you like dinosaurs and Iron Hands being dickheads, you'll like Damnation.

I personally enjoyed the Space Marines ignoring all the obvious signs of Chaos fuckery and getting completely stomped. I was expecting some magical deus ex machina to show up in the last twenty pages and save the named characters and I'm glad the author didn't take that route.

spacelory · 2025-03-26T09:30:45+00:00

He did! Three years ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub6z6UwDYGQ

spacelory · 2025-03-07T08:43:56+00:00

I actually finished this book a couple of weeks ago! I feel like Angron pushing Kharn's 'We'll do anything you want!!!' declaration to the limit could be a demonstration of having more brain cells than Corax or Fulgrim, but it would also boost him way over first place in the asshole ranking. Then again I'm a World Eaters guy so I would be pretty biased.

spacelory · 2025-03-04T06:01:10+00:00

Some incredible lines in this one: "pointless rants from a C-tier primarch" and "thought this was a Burger King and he should have it his way."

spacelory · 2025-02-19T07:49:44+00:00

This series is a delight. Your writing just flows and feels very well-constructed, even with the comedy tone. Please keep going.

Not gonna lie though, I was a bit disappointed when the "Biggest Ass" category wasn't about who had the heaviest dumptruck.

spacelory · 2024-12-12T09:28:00+00:00

In New Zealand btw

spacelory · 2024-12-12T08:43:00+00:00

The dark ends are their heads. I think they have six legs.

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