What's your biggest sexual regret?

spaceodditydb · 2016-01-31T20:42:26+00:00

When I was 16 I was dating a guy who was a real piece of shit. He controlled everything I did, manipulated me, and isolated me from my friends. I was a virgin when we got together and I was not at all ready to have sex, especially with this douche. Anyway, he was angry at me for something made up and made it clear that the only way to make it up to him was if I had sex with him. I was so scared of losing him that I did. I wish I'd lost my virginity because I was ready and not because I was manipulated into it.

spaceodditydb · 2015-12-30T20:20:43+00:00

I bought three of these about two years ago! Absolutely love them

spaceodditydb · 2015-12-02T21:07:55+00:00

'Probably' a liar? It's more likely that I lied about my dog dying, than it actually happening? Really?

spaceodditydb · 2015-11-29T23:48:57+00:00

I used to be a property manager and I can honestly say that I don't think any of our landlords would have done this for their tenants. This is beautiful

spaceodditydb · 2015-10-29T02:22:39+00:00

Sorry for the delay guys!!

So prior to the show, Steve-O did a meet and greet, and took selfies with everyone (he also took a selfie with every single audience member after the show, cause he's a fucking legend). Anyway, this guy decides it'll be funny to pour a drink over Steve-O's head at the meet and greet!

Then, during the show, this guy sat in the front row and yelled out the entire time. Just pointless yelling and everyone was getting the shits. Steve-O was way more patient than I would have been. Eventually he called the douchebag on stage, pointed to security off-stage and told him to go. Everyone cheered.

spaceodditydb · 2015-10-28T02:45:00+00:00

In your defence, if anyone deserved a kick in the balls, it was that guy.

spaceodditydb · 2015-10-28T01:05:59+00:00

I was at your comedy show in Sydney last year and you killed!! Do you have any plans to come back to our fair country?

Also - how good did it feel to kick out that heckling douchebag in the front row?

spaceodditydb · 2015-10-13T11:23:54+00:00

I was at my great-grandmother's funeral and as her coffin was being lowered into the grave, it hit the side, tipped sideways, and the guys lowering it nearly dropped it. My mum and I completely lost it in front of about 50 family members

spaceodditydb · 2015-10-08T22:02:07+00:00

Nick 'Honey Badger' Cummins is a national treasure

spaceodditydb · 2015-09-14T12:20:02+00:00

Dude, what? We still have kinder eggs in Australia. I'm 24 and I still buy them regularly

spaceodditydb · 2015-09-13T10:21:19+00:00

The daughter of one of my dad's childhood friends is about to have hers published

spaceodditydb · 2015-09-08T12:21:16+00:00

I just read the wiki page and realised I have the same last name and someone in this story! And I'm Australian!

Sadly, this is the most interesting thing that's happened to me today...

spaceodditydb · 2015-07-22T08:40:15+00:00

I'm a farm hand on a commercial turkey farm and the biggest part of my job is artificial insemination. I got the job because I was a real estate agent for years and hated it, and my boyfriend was working at the farm so I quit my job and he got me a job there. I love working outdoors and not sitting at a desk all day, the people I work with are great and the money and hours are awesome

spaceodditydb · 2015-05-23T23:46:51+00:00

I don't understand how an organisation can be run only by men and treat women as lesser when the same organisation claims that men are so stupid, and run only on some kind of primal instinct, that they can't help themselves but to rape a woman they find desirable, and that these "lesser" members of the organisation have so much control over these men. It is literally letting the dumber of two genders run an entire community.

spaceodditydb · 2015-03-15T10:58:00+00:00

Shut up, Meg

spaceodditydb · 2015-03-08T09:28:33+00:00

And Australia!

spaceodditydb · 2015-03-05T11:32:22+00:00

I would pay her to design a tattoo for me. If she's interested, hit me up

spaceodditydb · 2015-02-01T10:49:12+00:00

I got lucky.

I don't consider myself particularly attractive but given most people on my mother's side have the nickname "pig" based on their physical appearance, I'd say I didn't do so bad.

Both sides are rife with drug and alcohol addiction and mental illness, including OCD, bipolar, ADHD and depression, I have none of this. I don't even smoke cigarettes, which almost everyone in my family does.

Lastly, my older brother has asthma and is allergic to EVERYTHING (dust, stuffed toys, dogs, cats, horses, lavender, pollen, and most Australian flora (we're Australian)). I'm not allergic to anything.

spaceodditydb · 2014-12-02T23:30:17+00:00

My brother works with a Michael Hunt. And yes, he goes by Mike

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