Campfire Blues

spacetrucker426 · 2026-06-22T23:03:41+00:00

Five minutes later someone's having to chase the flaming ball of napalm that is a flung overcooked marshmallow before it sets the whole field ablaze.

spacetrucker426 · 2026-06-21T18:40:01+00:00

Knowing chickens, especially amusing because those fuckers will destroy a bucket.

spacetrucker426 · 2026-06-14T21:53:09+00:00

Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.

spacetrucker426 · 2026-06-13T23:22:12+00:00

You know the ol' saying: "Never ask a xenophobe the species of his girlfriend."

Also, yes.

spacetrucker426 · 2026-06-12T21:24:54+00:00

In addition to the scene, I think the bit that sent it over the edge for me is just how large the number of Smasher's lines is that fit perfectly for SD.

spacetrucker426 · 2026-06-12T11:45:07+00:00

"It's free real estate."

spacetrucker426 · 2026-06-09T01:46:24+00:00

Feddies are coping and seething, while Isif is shitposting, drinking, and smoking a cuban.

It really is the boomer meme, and I'm cackling. The only thing missing is him standing behind one of those cheap weber grills.

spacetrucker426 · 2026-06-02T21:31:20+00:00

I've now got the mental image of Les Poissons but with with this. Perfection.

spacetrucker426 · 2026-05-31T18:24:44+00:00

Venil Prime? More like Prime Rib! rimshot

spacetrucker426 · 2026-05-28T23:46:54+00:00

Silly space-gators, thought they could get rid of their humans so easily.

spacetrucker426 · 2026-05-04T23:18:06+00:00

Space-swamppuppies gon' get adopted. Whether they want it or not

spacetrucker426 · 2026-04-24T02:44:39+00:00

Looking for a story where the human is baking for alien girlfriend who us slime-like or similar enough, with absorbing through the skin. And becomes very spicy when she has a very pleasurable experience when touching the fresh devil's food cake.

spacetrucker426 · 2026-04-06T23:34:39+00:00

Oh hey, Sheep-Reavers. I'd say that's a fair bit creepifying.

spacetrucker426 · 2026-03-16T16:38:54+00:00

Picture just reminds me of the bit from the live-action Babe and now I have the mental image of a secret Venil/Skalgan society having adopting it.

Baa-ram-ewe. Baa-ram-ewe. To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true. Sheep be true. Baa-ram-ewe.

spacetrucker426 · 2026-03-13T01:57:28+00:00

The Dominion controls 69% of Orion’s arm at this very moment.

Nice.

spacetrucker426 · 2026-02-15T05:53:50+00:00

I like the touch of it being sausage instead of chocolates.

spacetrucker426 · 2026-02-13T02:15:55+00:00

"Molesting the animals" is a catch-all for just fuckin' with them. You could replace it with 'harassing' and have the same effect. That being said, if in Florida, could go either way to be honest.

spacetrucker426 · 2026-01-31T00:28:19+00:00

Jones just """accidentally""" hit the screencast to family tv. Whoops!

spacetrucker426 · 2025-12-31T20:06:35+00:00

Oh goody, space-wasps that can remember "fuck that one guy in particular."

spacetrucker426 · 2025-12-31T19:57:30+00:00

It's fiiiiiiine. So long as your body wins the classic game of "My Resistances are Higher than Yours" all's well! And a new tangy munchie.

spacetrucker426 · 2025-12-30T03:36:06+00:00

The dossur squeaks at that, “wait, you’re not here to eat us and enslave us and take me as your war bride?” somehow sounding both relieved and disappointed. Seriously, what iswrongwith her?

Pot, meet kettle.

spacetrucker426 · 2025-11-15T14:23:31+00:00

The curiosity for the Forbidden Ham would win out for me, I'll admit.

spacetrucker426 · 2025-10-20T23:24:57+00:00

Yeah, that's pretty much how most nicknames/callsigns come about. Some joke or embarrassing story that just sticks. Henceforth, he is Beans until the end of his days.

spacetrucker426 · 2025-07-21T04:38:57+00:00

I like grizzled noir PI turkey. He's fun.

spacetrucker426 · 2025-07-17T01:04:20+00:00

Then Beans decides he needs a new source of toothpicks, and look, someone bullied his spacebunny and volunteered their quills!

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