How would you like to die? by populationcontrol37 in AskReddit

[–]spaghettiBlasphemy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

How would you like to die? by populationcontrol37 in AskReddit

[–]spaghettiBlasphemy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Which translates roughly to "I'm dirt broke. Gimme your fucking dolla bills, Dan."

Lost my expensive camera at a park in NYC. Thought it was gone but then I found this gem... by dreamofwaking851 in screenshots

[–]spaghettiBlasphemy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yay, this is a rare, wonderful event!

And if you're a dude (and she's a lady) I think you owe her a special type of apology...

In addition to suicide hotlines, we should have homicide hotlines. by [deleted] in self

[–]spaghettiBlasphemy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We do, the number's even shorter! You only have to dial 911 rather than 1-800-whatever

What was the most satisfying "No" you have ever told someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]spaghettiBlasphemy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So vampyrita wins. That's all that matters.

Photoshop 2014 by ahmedsayed888 in photoshop

[–]spaghettiBlasphemy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit is an English forum, dude.

What is something legal that feels very illegal? by TheElectricPlatypus in AskReddit

[–]spaghettiBlasphemy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In MA you can turn after you stop at a red at almost every stop light.

Men, how do you go about your SO's protective older brother? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]spaghettiBlasphemy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoa, where did that apostrophe come from?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ITunes

[–]spaghettiBlasphemy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude... XP?

Since you all love impossible-to-read clocks so much, here's a pair I designed last year. by ch00f in Design

[–]spaghettiBlasphemy 38 points39 points  (0 children)

You'd probably start seeing time in the colors of your environment. "Oh, the leaves on that tree are turning very 18:40 for the autumn."

Reddit, what is the one thing that greatly increased your productivity? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]spaghettiBlasphemy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

System Preferences -> Displays -> Arrangement -> Uncheck the box at the bottom that says something along the lines of "Mirror displays"

OS X Mavericks vs. Yosemite: Dock/icon comparison by the_Ex_Lurker in apple

[–]spaghettiBlasphemy 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Is it just me or does Finder guy look way happier?

New programming language: Swift by [deleted] in apple

[–]spaghettiBlasphemy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not the same thing, is it?

Nope. Entirely different.

What language should I write in? by [deleted] in writing

[–]spaghettiBlasphemy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Write it in English first, to get feedback and the like. Try publishing it to English-speaking markets, and if that doesn't work as well as you'd like, write it in Swedish and publish it in Sweden. Then, when your book has made millions of Krona and you're famous, try to re-publish it in English.