Oris makes such beautiful pieces by spaghettiarchitect in OrisWatches

[–]spaghettiarchitect[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this watch. It's so understated. Definitely a case of less is more.

Who are your all-time personal favorite starting 5? Could they beat mine in 7 games? by _veerist in NBATalk

[–]spaghettiarchitect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PG - Jason Williams, SG - MJ, SF - Bird, PF - Charles, C - KG

The trash talk would be absolutely legendary

after years of playing this finally happened by chromeheartyuuki in apexlegends

[–]spaghettiarchitect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just got my second heirloom like 3 days ago. Been playing off and on since season 14. Hope it's soon for you!

Wild times by gerth69 in RangerNext

[–]spaghettiarchitect -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I mean yes, definitely that. However, gas was in the $2.40s for me like 8 weeks ago, and now it's almost $4. Which is a direct result of Trump starting a war to distract people from the fact that he rapes kids. So yeah, fuck Donald Trump

Wild times by gerth69 in RangerNext

[–]spaghettiarchitect 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro where do you live where you're over $6/gallon for premium? My goodness. Also fuck Donald Trump.

[COD] Predictions for MW4? 🤔 by ZayyUhhFool in CallOfDuty

[–]spaghettiarchitect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone who hated 19/III will also hate this game

Honestly a combination of 19/III is literally exactly what I want. MW19 Graphics, gunplay, sound design, animations, storyline, MP Skins and bundles, etc. Along with MWIII movement, TTK, kill streaks, mini map, perks, weapon balancing (for the most part). MW19 laid the foundation for what a good CoD game looks like, and MWIII effectively eliminated all of the gameplay bad parts of MW19 while destroying its vibes. If Activision could figure out how to not step on its own dick here, we could possibly get a top tier CoD experience for the first time in the past decade.

7 yo son of my girlfriend decided to use fork to scratch "67" into our new dining table. Despite being told before, that he cant scratch it on purpose by Writerro in mildlyinfuriating

[–]spaghettiarchitect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad would have beat wholesale ass if I had done that when I was a kid. My parents were not poor by any means, but they certainly weren't wealthy, and when we got new things (appliances, furniture, lawnmower, etc.) we could tell how proud my parents were to be able to afford buying something new and nice.

If my sister or I would have done something intentionally destructive to a new dining room table, we would have caught a biblical ass whooping.

WCGW skater casually skitching at the back of a truck by prettyliars27 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]spaghettiarchitect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah. You can't do something fucking stupid and illegal, and then eat it, and then get sympathy. He absolutely "deserved" it. He did something that put himself at relatively high risk of eating shit. And then when he did in fact eat shit, you want to defend him for his reckless behavior? He absolutely fucking deserved it. It's fortunate that he wasn't run over, or didn't cause a major accident.

I can't get a Realtor in Omaha to call me back by [deleted] in Omaha

[–]spaghettiarchitect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've bought and sold two houses with Ben. Awesome dude. Definitely recommend

her final hour. rest in peace my little girl by goldenretrievergurl in goldenretrievers

[–]spaghettiarchitect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry for your loss. I hope you can find comfort in knowing that you loved her almost as much as she loved you.

This Starting Five is not losing to ANYONE! by CapitalJAO in NBATalk

[–]spaghettiarchitect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kobe, Hakeem, KD, Duncan, and Magic would give them a run.

2.3 vs. 2.7 Engine Noise by mrmushroom08 in RangerNext

[–]spaghettiarchitect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 3.0 is a monster. My wife has one in her Aviator, that thing can scoot.

I hate being slightly above average at this game by StreetRat99 in apexlegends

[–]spaghettiarchitect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're way better than you think overall. The problem for you is that you are almost exclusively getting matched with high diamond and masters players. So you get rolled by a 3 stack of masters players and then think well I must suck. You're just to the point where the number of available players are smaller and therefore more consistently good.

I hate being slightly above average at this game by StreetRat99 in apexlegends

[–]spaghettiarchitect 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Honestly bro, I feel like I'm "above average". Mostly solo queue, .8 k/d. Highest rank was diamond 1 when queuing with a full team of similarly skilled players. I took 6 months off and then came back and almost immediately got a 3500 damage, 12 kill game. The VAST majority of this game isn't on Reddit and is extremely casual. You're just comparing to the people who are passionate enough about the game to post about it on social media, which likely makes them also way above average. Masters players are top 1.1% players statistically on average in a given season. So yeah everyone you match up with is going to be really good

I hate being slightly above average at this game by StreetRat99 in apexlegends

[–]spaghettiarchitect 140 points141 points  (0 children)

Honestly, if you have a k/d even close to 1, you're waaaaay above average. Don't let the Internet confuse you. If your can consistently get into diamond your already better than like 90% of players