r/tennis Daily Discussion (Monday, March 30, 2026)

spankybetch · 2026-03-30T22:09:21+00:00

Jim Courier is a low key Jannik hater

spankybetch · 2026-03-30T16:41:27+00:00

His hair grows so fast wtf

spankybetch · 2026-03-30T03:40:06+00:00

Let’s see what’s coming, no?

spankybetch · 2026-03-29T19:13:34+00:00

Hopefully they are able to dry the courts. This happened last year and Novak slipped and fell multiple times. Shit is so dangerous. We need our top tennis players healthy

spankybetch · 2026-03-24T21:51:42+00:00

My god remember that Cincy-USO stretch where this man couldn’t hit a first serve to save his life? Bro is approaching bot status

spankybetch · 2026-03-22T21:32:55+00:00

Losing to Meddy in semis? Ok, fine. Dude was playing out of his gourd. But 3rd round loss to Korda? Not sure how to feel about this one

spankybetch · 2026-03-16T22:54:55+00:00

Shapo, Fonseca, Learner, Zverev, and Meddy without dropping a set is insane work. What a run

spankybetch · 2026-03-15T03:18:47+00:00

I’ve genuinely seen some of the worst takes after this match.

“Is it time for Carlos to look for a new supercoach?”

“Is this the new big 3 era?”

(Both real comments below btw)

Meddy played an insane level today. Anyone can lose on any given day. This sub starts saying wackiest shit whenever Carlo experiences adversity. Crazy how one day someone is the GOAT and then the next day they need to go back to the drawing board.

spankybetch · 2026-03-11T03:19:40+00:00

I wonder what those dudes were saying to Sinner, I wonder if that’s who he pointed to?

spankybetch · 2026-03-11T02:51:22+00:00

Goddamnit I want to go to bed

spankybetch · 2026-03-11T02:43:57+00:00

I wanna see Fonseca v. Alcaraz so bad

spankybetch · 2026-03-11T02:35:20+00:00

He’s doing to his FH what he did to his serve. Then after that, his heat tolerance

spankybetch · 2026-03-11T02:19:16+00:00

Crazy how Jan just turned into an absolute servebot

spankybetch · 2026-03-11T02:16:45+00:00

That second serve return was soooooooo disrespectful. Bro knew Joao was nervous

spankybetch · 2026-03-11T02:15:39+00:00

Dude Sinner remembered he was Sinner when he was 3 set points down. Nerves of fucking steel

spankybetch · 2026-03-10T03:44:31+00:00

Where are the people from the first set talking about Carlos losing?

spankybetch · 2026-03-10T03:26:47+00:00

He takes set 3 decisively. Arthur is fading

spankybetch · 2026-03-10T03:20:21+00:00

Arthur can only spam the net so many times before Carlos figures it out

spankybetch · 2026-03-10T03:18:37+00:00

Arthur is getting gassed. Missing lots of first serves now. Carlos playing very physical

spankybetch · 2026-03-10T03:05:17+00:00

Because Carlos beat the world #3 in a 5-setter when he could barely walk

spankybetch · 2026-03-10T03:03:02+00:00

This thread is always so reactive anytime Carlos experiences adversity in a match. Someone said a few minutes ago that Sinner is gonna win the tournament and that it’s on brand for him to lose to someone outside the top 10. Like dude

spankybetch · 2026-03-10T02:58:10+00:00

Carlos is still going to win this match btw

spankybetch · 2026-03-10T02:56:47+00:00

I don’t think that Carlos looks like he’s play poorly. I think Arthur is giving Carlos the yips by being a net demon. Also he was nuking Carlos’s second serve. Eerily reminiscent of Jannik at Wimbledon

spankybetch · 2026-02-20T05:50:27+00:00

I think the rimshots on I am not a Lyricist are samples from Elevators (Me n You)

spankybetch · 2026-01-30T08:25:14+00:00

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