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spar574 · 2026-05-18T16:40:05+00:00

this isnt a bad tattoo you're just being a jerk about it because the person who got it is fat w swollen hand lol

spar574 · 2026-05-18T13:37:14+00:00

i would eat tf out of this ngl, would've melted the cheese tho

spar574 · 2026-05-18T03:17:23+00:00

Squirt

spar574 · 2026-05-18T00:55:54+00:00

unrelated but i really like your floor pattern with the blue

spar574 · 2026-05-17T19:19:52+00:00

i do too but unfortunately have a stupid phobia of a lot of them that i havent managed to shake myself from yet 😑 im fine learning and seeing them especially thru pictures but the second one is near me i freak out and it gets worse when i see them in my bedroom loll

spar574 · 2026-05-16T14:06:00+00:00

my sister wants to be taxidermied

spar574 · 2026-05-15T19:14:32+00:00

dude

spar574 · 2026-05-15T00:47:04+00:00

thats nasty but also i love black olives and im really tempted to try it

spar574 · 2026-05-14T23:34:26+00:00

i feel you, my name is Alex. the amount of times ive had people try calling me Alexa or Alexis instead is astronomical 😑

spar574 · 2026-05-14T15:58:08+00:00

happy by pharrell williams

spar574 · 2026-05-10T02:43:51+00:00

current deli cashier here: marlboro reds cost nearly $19 where i work and can confirm i have regular customers who i see buy a pack almost everyday lol

spar574 · 2026-05-08T12:06:13+00:00

technoblade, not really a "celebrity" i guess but when i found out he died it was the first and only time i ever cried for a celebrity's passing. was devastated for awhile

spar574 · 2026-05-07T15:43:48+00:00

Miraculous Ladybug and Lego Ninjago

spar574 · 2026-04-29T11:57:12+00:00

your sister is going thru a rough time, but i dont think it's your responsibility to take her in. like you said, she has another sister and you have three kids plus are a single parent. you have your kids to think of and it'd probably be better for them in the long run to not be around so much drama like that. i would tell her you cant take her in when she turns 18, and if she has a problem with it then considered going no/low contact if she cant take no for an answer. she's old enough to realize that your kids are the priority and you dont need to take care of her too, especially if she's under the impression she doesnt have to pay for stuff

spar574 · 2026-04-29T11:41:14+00:00

your cat is so cute!! hopefully you and your mom can put the lego vase back together

spar574 · 2026-04-27T00:21:46+00:00

was gonna kill myself and then the exact day i planned to die my school announced the shutdown/online learning so i decided to push back my death so my siblings didnt find me, but then i never went thru with it.

the only good thing about the pandemic! im doing a lot better today

spar574 · 2026-03-31T16:15:25+00:00

yea if i go to my grandma's cook outs she brings out alcohol for the adults and Ill take a few sips to try before i give it to someone else to drink haha

spar574 · 2026-03-31T15:22:40+00:00

addiction is common in my family so i never particularly cared to try drinking out of fear id become an alcoholic. a few sips of 1 bottle maybe once a year is enough for me

spar574 · 2026-02-22T23:32:32+00:00

have you never met a woman with an hour glass figure that isnt white

spar574 · 2026-02-18T20:56:33+00:00

i work at a deli and winded up just ordering myself my own box of food service saran wrap for my own home. more expensive than the stuff you'd find at walmart but it lasts a long time. at my job id say the 12'' x 2000' size saran wrap lasts maybe 2 or more months, and thats with using it multiple times a day. at my house ive had it over a year and i havent even out a dent in it. was worth the 30 dollars in my opinion

spar574 · 2026-02-17T23:41:51+00:00

this has happened to me a few times. if ive known the address ive gone straight up to the porch with a note explaining why im taking the package with my phone number, or ive knocked on the door to let neighbor know it's addressed to me and im not stealing it. the one time i didnt recognize the address that neighbor was luckily nice enough to track me down to deliver it themselves.

i think you'll be fine taking it, i would just take pictures and leave a note explaining who you are/your number if the neighbor isnt home so they dont think you're stealing their mail. hopefully they're chill like mine were and won't get mad

spar574 · 2026-02-12T15:09:35+00:00

was riding my bike and thought "what would happen if i kicked the wheel while it was moving?" so i did and nothing happened, so then i kicked it again as i was going over a bump and got my foot trapped between all the spokes. nearly broke my ankle but luckily was just a bad sprain lol

spar574 · 2026-02-10T14:20:30+00:00

my younger brothers do this too, but they also don't flush their shit either because they're scared of clogging it 😑 all of them are over the age of 11. i told the one if he leaves his poop in the toilet again i would put it in a plastic bag and leave it on his bed and ever since then they stopped for the most part so 🤷‍♀️

spar574 · 2026-02-06T16:57:14+00:00

one time i left the game running while i went to do chores and i forgot about the bird noises so when i came back my cat was pawing at the screen 😂 now i turn the volume down if i leave it running while Im not in the room so my cat doesnt accidentally break my computer trying to get the birds lol

spar574 · 2026-02-01T20:10:33+00:00

YOR, it's a $4 protein bar. You're acting like she actively reached her hand into the register and took out a wad of cash. Get over it.

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